OFFICIAL: I am the 16th Head Coach of the SMU Mustangs!

by **LarryCoker** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:13 pm

Let's beat them danged Horny Toads! I'm not as expensive as Paul Johnson and my only demands are a daily 2:30 nap, no cell phone calls during Wheel of Fortune, and weekly rubdowns from the girls of Pi Phi. I also aim to curb the campus drug problem with the 2008 Football slogan of "Tokin and Cokin." Conference USA you have been forewarned.

7:00 PM Press Conference @ Luby's on Mockingbird

by **Mustang1991** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:15 pm

What are we offering you: $100,000 and a lifetime membership in the Hair Club for Men?

by **MustangStealth** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:16 pm

And Matlock on DVD.

by **Mustang1991** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:17 pm

he could instantly shed about 30 lbs because the bullet-proof vest he must wear in Miami isn't necessary in HP/UP. (NOTE: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TAYLOR MURDER - JUST MIAMI-DADE COUNTY IN GENERAL)

by **EastStang** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:17 pm

And a gold membership at the Lone Star Drive In.

by **peruna11** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:17 pm

welcome aboard larry... as a proud booster, let me be the first to offer you this lifetime supply of Colon Blow.

by **EastStang** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:19 pm

Mustang1991 wrote:he could instantly shed about 30 lbs because the bullet-proof vest he must wear in Miami isn't necessary in HP/UP.

Sorry but that's a little cold given what happened to Taylor. I know I'm probably over sensitive about that, but let's not stray into the Miami murder jokes right now.

by **Mustang1991** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:21 pm

EastStang wrote:
Mustang1991 wrote:he could instantly shed about 30 lbs because the bullet-proof vest he must wear in Miami isn't necessary in HP/UP.

Sorry but that's a little cold given what happened to Taylor. I know I'm probably over sensitive about that, but let's not stray into the Miami murder jokes right now.

I wasn't thinking that when I wrote it so I didn't mean to offend anyone. I was thinking in terms of Miami-Dade County generally.

by **smu diamond m** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:22 pm

WARNING LEMONPARTY.COM IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK

by **Hoss** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:27 pm

EastStang wrote:
Mustang1991 wrote:he could instantly shed about 30 lbs because the bullet-proof vest he must wear in Miami isn't necessary in HP/UP.

Sorry but that's a little cold given what happened to Taylor. I know I'm probably over sensitive about that, but let's not stray into the Miami murder jokes right now.

I know you were kidding, but EastStang is right.

by D » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:47 pm

7:00 PM Press Conference @ Luby's on Mockingbird[/quote]

Better move the press conference up from 7pm if you want a crowd because Luby's is empty after 5:30pm.

I'll have the LuAnne platter please with double okra.

by **QuikSStang** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:29 pm

since its bigdaddy, lets move it to his last press conference at Taco Cabana on Greenville

by **smupony94** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:30 pm

LarryCoker wrote:Let's beat them danged Horny Toads! I'm not as expensive as Paul Johnson and my only demands are a daily 2:30 nap, no cell phone calls during Wheel of Fortune, and weekly rubdowns from the girls of Pi Phi. I also aim to curb the campus drug problem with the 2008 Football slogan of "Tokin and Cokin." Conference USA you have been forewarned.

7:00 PM Press Conference @ Luby's on Mockingbird

Um guys - DO NOT CLICK ON THE LEMON PARTY LINK _ YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Mustang1991** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:31 pm

QuikSStang wrote:since its bigdaddy, lets move it to his last press conference at Taco Cabana on Greenville

do they serve purple-hull peas?

by **QuikSStang** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:32 pm

Mustang1991 wrote:
QuikSStang wrote:since its bigdaddy, lets move it to his last press conference at Taco Cabana on Greenville

do they serve purple-hull peas?

ill call ahead and see what i can do

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