GT Message board banter (entertaining)

[smurzer]

Was looking at the GT message board and got a kick out of this. I think this guys sums it up pretty well with his "inside information".

http://www.stingtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24022

[JesuitPony]

From the post:

This just in.... Paul Johnson is out.... Apparently, PJ owns one of those miltary grade Hummers like Arnold and the SMU boosters have offered to provide free gas for it during his entire tenure at SMU. The addition of this clause apparently doubles the value of SMU's previous offer and puts them well ahead of the rest of the pack.

This just in.... Paul Johnson is back in.... Apparently, PJ is a Chevy guy and refuses to coach a team nicknamed the Mustangs. He also hates horses because they have "crazy, evil looking eyes." PJ suggested that they change their name to the Fightin' Frankensteins as a compromise, but this did not go over well with SMU.

[Junior]

We HAVE to make this guy an honorary member of Ponyfans!

A+ stuff.

[gostangs]

I think the fightin frankensteins has a nice ring to it. I say we switch.

[Junior]

Cow Punchers works for me.

[gostangs]

Lets let pj name the team if it will close the deal??

[BoazHoes]

Just Johnson