Christmas Wish List (it gets longer each day)

[George S. Patton]

(3) The University of Texas to lose every football game from this day forward (I pray for this every night anyway);

You must be a sad sight come college football season.

I will deny this later, but I did root for UT against USC for the title. But other than that, I am generally happy the weekends of UT-OU and UT-A&M

Generally? Last 10 years:

TX vs OU: 4-6
TX vs aTm: 7-3

Seems like on any given year you are manic depressive.

I hate that BLOWU record

[perunaman24]

(3) The University of Texas to lose every football game from this day forward (I pray for this every night anyway);

You must be a sad sight come college football season.

I will deny this later, but I did root for UT against USC for the title. But other than that, I am generally happy the weekends of UT-OU and UT-A&M

ur a [deleted] ur sad loser

[LonghornFan68]

(3) The University of Texas to lose every football game from this day forward (I pray for this every night anyway);

You must be a sad sight come college football season.

I will deny this later, but I did root for UT against USC for the title. But other than that, I am generally happy the weekends of UT-OU and UT-A&M

ur a [deleted] ur sad loser

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLcWMGCLHa0

[Mustang1991]

Add (1G): a big can of Raid Wasp & Hornet spray with an 800-mile nozzle to spray those pesky yellow jackets.

[Mustang1991]

Add (1H): A stocking full of condoms for everyone in Austin. The only way I know of controlling the Longhorn and hippie populations.

[LonghornFan68]

Add (1H): A stocking full of condoms for everyone in Austin. The only way I know of controlling the Longhorn and hippie populations.

1I) A sense of humor for folks in Dallas. They take themselves and their city WAY to seriously.

[perunapower]

Add (1H): A stocking full of condoms for everyone in Austin. The only way I know of controlling the Longhorn and hippie populations.

1I) A sense of humor for folks in Dallas. They take themselves and their city WAY to seriously.

Hey. Some of us have senses of humor, although I wouldn't mind having two.

[smu diamond m]

Add (1H): A stocking full of condoms for everyone in Austin. The only way I know of controlling the Longhorn and hippie populations.

1I) A sense of humor for folks in Dallas. They take themselves and their city WAY to seriously.

Hey. Some of us have senses of humor, although I wouldn't mind having two.

Only if they were polar opposites, EVERYTHING would be funny.

[Mustang1991]

Add (1J): Alcohol. Something with a proof higher than Terry Bradshaw's IQ.

[huskerpony]

Add (1J): Alcohol. Something with a proof higher than Terry Bradshaw's IQ.

Amaretto? Creme de Menthe?