Someone Needs to Get on the Horn to Sacha Emanuel..

by **FordtoTolbert** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:41 pm

..does he have enough experience?

by **The_RichAlum** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:47 pm

I endorse hiring Sacha. That guy knows football and he knows how to party.

Will Womble would make a strong offensive coordinator.

by **FordtoTolbert** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:49 pm

Right on...now we are talking. Maybe he would bring in Scott Fly as the special teams coach...we can only dream.

by **The_RichAlum** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:28 pm

Jackson Moore would be an ideal strength coach and Steve Bancroft could coach the secondary.

Do you think the coaching staff would be provided living arrangements or do you think they would just live in the freshman dorms?

Many of these guys are such loyal Mustangs, we may not have to pay them much at all.....could be a great deal.

by **PonyDogg** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:15 pm

These guys would be on the Boulevard at before the game, after the game, during the game and during halftime. Fine with me but need to factor that in.

by **BoazHoes** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:26 pm

Grider would also be a great addition to the coaching staff.

by **Grider** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:57 pm

BoazHoes wrote:Grider would also be a great addition to the coaching staff.

I'll only take the job if Freda and Mom Funkhauser are running the training table.

Robert Harris could be in charge of compliance

by **ponydawg** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:04 pm

Grider wrote:
BoazHoes wrote:Grider would also be a great addition to the coaching staff.

I'll only take the job if Freda and Mom Funkhauser are running the training table.

Robert Harris could be in charge of compliance

I hear Mom Funkhauser buys all of her meat from Kuby's.
"Hiiiii boyssssssz"

by **Paul_Hugg** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:04 pm

If we hired Barnett we could use Mama Funk and Freda to "entice" recruits to comiit. Much like Van Wilder said about Suk Mee, there's no substitute for decades of experience.

Everybody out there getting for Pig Run? I hear the Thetas are going to clean up. Several 5 stars from rivals are said to be leaning heavily that way.

by **BoazHoes** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:33 pm

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by **BoazHoes** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:12 pm

Michael Sealy says he will coach QB's provided dem mudder fukers can spout his high school stats and all-state honors by the time his dog Abby can lick the peanut butter off Snacks ballz.

When looking for a coach... look North towards Miami, Ohio.

by **ponydawg** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:16 pm

BoazHoes wrote:Michael Sealy says he will coach QB's provided dem mudder fukers can spout his high school stats and all-state honors by the time his dog Abby can lick the peanut butter off Snacks ballz.

When looking for a coach... look North towards Miami, Ohio.

Beaker can help out at study hall to make sure they keep their grades up.

beak beak.

by **Paul_Hugg** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:12 pm

Charlie Finn could be our Hollywood fan, like Matthew McConaughy is for UT, Snoop for USC, and Luke Skywalker for Miami. It would actually work pretty well because his acting career is about as high profile as our football team.

by **locostang** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:40 pm

We should get June Jones so that we could show him what "Going to Hawaii" is all about.

by **BoazHoes** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:56 pm

Being in "hawaii" was better than catching butterflys all night. I still can't eat onions.

We were so KA-razy!

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