...and commit it to memory. When and if we have a PC to announce the hiring of our long-awaited new coach, PLEASE ask the following of Steve-O:
"In what way would you qualify or describe this gentleman as the best available coach in America? Do you still feel confident in saying that now that SMU's head football coach is _________?"
Follow-up: "In what way was the protracted period of silence and no comments productive in the search and eventual hiring of coach_____?"
Of course, maybe he does pull the incredible hire out of his [deleted]. But if not, we'd all like the answers to the questions above.