I remember Christmas when I was 9, or maybe 8...it was the worse Christmas ever. I was hoping for the GI Joe Base and all I got was a few action figures, some candy and a sweater or something. This Christmas, I went to Northpark and asked Santa for a football coach, and just as back then, he failed to deliver. I have held out hope for nearly 30 years that my big brother was wrong and that Santa was truly real. But, I have finally broken down and realize Santa is no more real than the Easter Bunny or the Boogey Man.
Bahh Humbug, damn you Santa Claus!!!