DISD kid we could get with the June Jones Model

by **White Helmet** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:25 pm

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls07/news/story?id=3174861

Here is a DISD kid that would fit the June Jones plan perfectly.

by **couch 'em** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:29 pm

I say we bring him in ....... just make him play without a helmet or pads. I hate thieves.

Maybe he has your hamburger helper and my cigars?

by **White Helmet** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:36 pm

I sure could go for some helper and a big stogie

by **mustangbill67** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:02 pm

cannot imagine trying to shop lift at 307 pounds. Not exactly inconspicuous. obviously a very bright guy

by **mrydel** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:04 pm

I am impressed he could remove the antitheft device. I have seen employees having difficulty with those even using the special tool design to remove them.

by **White Helmet** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:09 pm

Perhaps your wife could give lessons, witht he many tags she has seen removed from her purchases she should be an expert.

by **mrydel** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:10 pm

White Helmet wrote:Perhaps your wife could give lessons, witht he many tags she has seen removed from her purchases she should be an expert.

She does not stand around for that. She just hands them my credit card and says "follow me to the car".

by **ponyplayer** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:18 pm

I wonder how this will effect his job status at Big Red Car Dealership?

by **PonyTime** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:20 pm

White Helmet wrote:http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls07/news/story?id=3174861

Here is a DISD kid that would fit the June Jones plan perfectly.

June Jones could use the following angle . . .

"Dallas has FAR better stores to shoplift from than anyplace you will find in the state of Oklahoma"

by **Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:40 pm

PonyTime wrote:
White Helmet wrote:http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls07/news/story?id=3174861

Here is a DISD kid that would fit the June Jones plan perfectly.

June Jones could use the following angle . . .

"Dallas has FAR better stores to shoplift from than anyplace you will find in the state of Oklahoma"

His mugshot is probably on all the Loss Prevention bulletin boards across the metroplex.

by **Big Hoss** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:00 am

Brilliant. So the guy couldn't wait to get back to Oklahoma to shop lift? Seriously? Don't they have Burlington Coat Factory in Norman? What a moron!

But then again, it does get cold in the desert at night in December. Maybe he forgot his coat? Who am I kidding, fat guys don't get cold! And I should know!

Someone should mention that at 307 lbs, it's pretty f'ing impossible to be inconspicuous!!!

by **Big Hoss** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:29 am

Peruna wrote:It's a shame, because Granger is immensely talented (not to mention just immense). Of course, this won't derail his future NFL earnings.

Is he a Leon Lett starter kit?

by **Bergermeister** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:46 am

couch 'em wrote:I say we bring him in .......

Me, too. I am no proponent of crime, but I am tired of watching our choir boys try to play football on Saturdays. If you're insistent on the "squeaky clean", don't gripe about the 1-11 seasons.

by **perunapower** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:55 am

Bergermeister wrote:
couch 'em wrote:I say we bring him in .......

Me, too. I am no proponent of crime, but I am tired of watching our choir boys try to play football on Saturdays. If you're insistent on the "squeaky clean", don't gripe about the 1-11 seasons.

Because we all know that criminals = good football players.

There are hundreds of good, or even great, football players that don't get into trouble. I say we go after those and not become the next "Book 'em, Horns" joke.

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