I decided to go see a movie instead of listen to the game, my first miss since 1989 (that I had access to).
It didn't work.
I guess I'll go ahead and go to the Rice game, just in case the secret was a missed opportunity followed by a live viewing against an option team on artificial turf at 2pm, two weeks before playing a potential BCS eligible TCU team that is currently undefeated.
If that formula doesn't work, then I guess I'll wait until the TCU game where perhaps 0-11 has to play an 11-0 team to get a win.
If that doesn't work, then I guess I'll have to wait until next year after I sware off ever buying season tickets again, then succombing ultimately to the disease within me that makes me bleed despite the pain.
If that doesn't work, maybe Stallion can just shut down the program altogether and then there won't be anything for me to cheer for anymore.
And if that doesn't work, then maybe I will just die.
And if that doesn't work, then I am becoming a TCU fan.