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It's Official!!!!
I was jogging through campus this morning and I heard chanting coming from inside the Tri Delt house. Rush rounds are here, fellow pony fans.
I read in the Maui Cocunut that Gamma Phi had offered a blonde Theta rushee with fat potential a corner room and a skelaton key to the kitchen. The AP is reporting that Kappa is considering to lower their standards to let in a DG recruit with a borderline IQ and a high cup size. I saw Leigh Steinberg at Flash buying a pair of Chi O boy shorts. This time next week it will all be over.........
I read in the Maui Cocunut that Gamma Phi had offered a blonde Theta rushee with fat potential a corner room and a skelaton key to the kitchen. The AP is reporting that Kappa is considering to lower their standards to let in a DG recruit with a borderline IQ and a high cup size. I saw Leigh Steinberg at Flash buying a pair of Chi O boy shorts. This time next week it will all be over.........
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FWMustangGirl wrote:SMU Football Blog wrote:What is the Kappa midget potential this year?
Has there been more than one? She was a really sweet girl.
Ya know, I keep hearing that. I am sure it is true. It is probably unfair to point her out, but the fact that Kappa is so superficial makes it amusing. They cut girls every year and have to go begging them back every year to make quota.
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A Kappa midget? I bet she is/was the hottest dwarf on the planet. I've seen maybe 3 Kappas in my life that got in strictly on mom's and/or grandma's legacy and wasn't talent herself. And I saw quite a few...er...I'm going to shut up now before my wife peeks on this site and sees what I am writing. She isn't a Kappa. 

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SMU Football Blog wrote:FWMustangGirl wrote:SMU Football Blog wrote:What is the Kappa midget potential this year?
Has there been more than one? She was a really sweet girl.
Ya know, I keep hearing that. I am sure it is true. It is probably unfair to point her out, but the fact that Kappa is so superficial makes it amusing. They cut girls every year and have to go begging them back every year to make quota.
Oh, I won't deny the weird factor. We all were shocked when she pledged Kappa. Does Kappa still pledge every girl named Mary Somethingorother? There were something like eight Mary Fillintheblanks in that house when we were there.
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OC Mustang wrote:A Kappa midget? I bet she is/was the hottest dwarf on the planet. I've seen maybe 3 Kappas in my life that got in strictly on mom's and/or grandma's legacy and wasn't talent herself. And I saw quite a few...er...I'm going to shut up now before my wife peeks on this site and sees what I am writing. She isn't a Kappa.
She was a really cute girl.
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