Where's the Airplane humor when we need it?

George S. Patton · Post by **George S. Patton** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:19 pm

I mean really.

I'll start. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

BRStang · Post by **BRStang** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:21 pm

Treadway21 · Post by **Treadway21** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:29 pm

DonkeyKong · Post by **DonkeyKong** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:35 pm

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

CalallenStang · Post by **CalallenStang** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:38 pm

I've been nervous lots of times.

MrMustang1965 · Post by **MrMustang1965** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:42 pm

Do you speak jive?

huskerpony · Post by **huskerpony** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:51 pm

".....and Leon is getting laaaaarrrrgggeeerrrr....."

CalallenStang · Post by **CalallenStang** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:51 pm

MrMustang1965 wrote:Do you speak jive?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2iPn7b7 ... re=related

FWMustang · Post by **FWMustang** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:53 pm

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

CalallenStang · Post by **CalallenStang** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:56 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15XlSbGzGTk

huskerpony · Post by **huskerpony** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:18 pm

Mrs. Geline: I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.

gostangs · Post by **gostangs** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:19 pm

I like my coffee black...............

DonkeyKong · Post by **DonkeyKong** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:25 pm

Joey, you like movies about gladiators?

gostangs · Post by **gostangs** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:27 pm

You have clearance, Clarance

George S. Patton · Post by **George S. Patton** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:36 pm

Where did you get that dress> It's awful, and that purse and those shoes...geeezzz!!