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[Peruna 2K5]

"Mean Green" always sounded like a euphemism for green diarrhea to me.

They're always the green beans to me.

Is it the Mean Green or the Screaming Eagles....I mean comon I dont even think their own alumni know....

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

Emmitt's probably one of those DPD guys that got busted for harrassing that country singer.

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

nm

[Hoop Fan]

what can you say about football? 1-11 and a loss to SMU. what are your weak excuses again. Now go to the Florida International board, those are your real rivals.

[Chuck Norris]

im hungry, do you guys still have the mcrib

[ALEX LIFESON]

LOL!!! This is just killing you emmitt!!! oh yeah, SMU 27 nts 4?
Thanks for our ONLY win this year, loser!

[docabel]

So emmitt, how far back do you need to look for NTSU glory...???

[ebrooks11]

You got your 1-11 caoch already. Have fun in the ShunnedBelt.

You're right. We do have our 1-11 coach. And we still have the same offense that lit SMU up for 601 passing yards...but fired the tool that allowed that pathetic excuse of a SMU offense to outscore us. I'll take my chances. And the whole "we're 1-0 against NTSU" argument is convincing...until you remember that in the last decade you are a big whopping 1-1 against lil' ol' NTSU. But please, pretty please, bring up the all-time record for my entertainment and prove just how far back you STILL have to reach for glory...or at least how far into the bank account you have to reach.

You guys, on the other hand, are having a [deleted] everytime anyone outside of Highland Park gives you accolades for doing ANYTHING...even if the prevailing public opinion is that June Jones was smart to take that kind of money, though not so smart to go to SMU. It's cool though. Continue deluding yourselves into believing that SMU can do what Hawaii did. The whole "If he could do it there, think what he could do at SMU" argument is cute until you remember that, outside of ponyfans.com, you're a punch line...now a punch line with a rich coach though. Tulsa didn't cease to exist when JJ was hired, nor did Houston, or UCF, or Southern Miss. So your "SMU is committed to being top 25" notion had better leave room for a new polling system...one where having about 3-4 sure losses isn't a problem.

I don't expect a real response. Tell me to deliver a pizza. Tell me to clean your toilets. Hell, I think the fast food employee garbage is due for a retread. Do ANYTHING you can not to talk about football...because even today, on the happiest day SMU has had in the past 2 decades, football is a subject left reserved for anyone else.

It is so odd to me how someone from another school wants to spend so much time on a message board of another school. The National Championship Game is on go watch it. CSI is on. The Discovery Channel is showing Americas Loch Ness monster. I question my own coolness after I have spent 30 minutes on a message board and I believe I have a pretty good excuse being that we just hired a new coach. Go do something constructive.

[FWMustangGirl]

You got your 1-11 caoch already. Have fun in the ShunnedBelt.

You're right. We do have our 1-11 coach. And we still have the same offense that lit SMU up for 601 passing yards...but fired the tool that allowed that pathetic excuse of a SMU offense to outscore us. I'll take my chances. And the whole "we're 1-0 against NTSU" argument is convincing...until you remember that in the last decade you are a big whopping 1-1 against lil' ol' NTSU. But please, pretty please, bring up the all-time record for my entertainment and prove just how far back you STILL have to reach for glory...or at least how far into the bank account you have to reach.

You guys, on the other hand, are having a [deleted] everytime anyone outside of Highland Park gives you accolades for doing ANYTHING...even if the prevailing public opinion is that June Jones was smart to take that kind of money, though not so smart to go to SMU. It's cool though. Continue deluding yourselves into believing that SMU can do what Hawaii did. The whole "If he could do it there, think what he could do at SMU" argument is cute until you remember that, outside of ponyfans.com, you're a punch line...now a punch line with a rich coach though. Tulsa didn't cease to exist when JJ was hired, nor did Houston, or UCF, or Southern Miss. So your "SMU is committed to being top 25" notion had better leave room for a new polling system...one where having about 3-4 sure losses isn't a problem.

I don't expect a real response. Tell me to deliver a pizza. Tell me to clean your toilets. Hell, I think the fast food employee garbage is due for a retread. Do ANYTHING you can not to talk about football...because even today, on the happiest day SMU has had in the past 2 decades, football is a subject left reserved for anyone else.

It is so odd to me how someone from another school wants to spend so much time on a message board of another school. The National Championship Game is on go watch it. CSI is on. The Discovery Channel is showing Americas Loch Ness monster. I question my own coolness after I have spent 30 minutes on a message board and I believe I have a pretty good excuse being that we just hired a new coach. Go do something constructive.

We have a Loch Ness monster? I'll never know about it because I'd lose my hand if I reached for the remote tonight.

[ebrooks11]

http://www.champmonster.com/?gclid=CMWxvo3g5ZACFQKHPAodhHzkYw

[emmitt01]

You got your 1-11 caoch already. Have fun in the ShunnedBelt.

You're right. We do have our 1-11 coach. And we still have the same offense that lit SMU up for 601 passing yards...but fired the tool that allowed that pathetic excuse of a SMU offense to outscore us. I'll take my chances. And the whole "we're 1-0 against NTSU" argument is convincing...until you remember that in the last decade you are a big whopping 1-1 against lil' ol' NTSU. But please, pretty please, bring up the all-time record for my entertainment and prove just how far back you STILL have to reach for glory...or at least how far into the bank account you have to reach.

You guys, on the other hand, are having a [deleted] everytime anyone outside of Highland Park gives you accolades for doing ANYTHING...even if the prevailing public opinion is that June Jones was smart to take that kind of money, though not so smart to go to SMU. It's cool though. Continue deluding yourselves into believing that SMU can do what Hawaii did. The whole "If he could do it there, think what he could do at SMU" argument is cute until you remember that, outside of ponyfans.com, you're a punch line...now a punch line with a rich coach though. Tulsa didn't cease to exist when JJ was hired, nor did Houston, or UCF, or Southern Miss. So your "SMU is committed to being top 25" notion had better leave room for a new polling system...one where having about 3-4 sure losses isn't a problem.

I don't expect a real response. Tell me to deliver a pizza. Tell me to clean your toilets. Hell, I think the fast food employee garbage is due for a retread. Do ANYTHING you can not to talk about football...because even today, on the happiest day SMU has had in the past 2 decades, football is a subject left reserved for anyone else.

It is so odd to me how someone from another school wants to spend so much time on a message board of another school. The National Championship Game is on go watch it. CSI is on. The Discovery Channel is showing Americas Loch Ness monster. I question my own coolness after I have spent 30 minutes on a message board and I believe I have a pretty good excuse being that we just hired a new coach. Go do something constructive.

It's because you guys are the kind of humor you can't pay for (no pun intended). SMU fans and their delusions about their place in the world are like that kid from high school was always 2 months late on all of the fads and then wore them out because he thought they were still cool. You don't want to tell him how sad he is (well most don't...I rather enjoy it) because just watching him brightens your day. Sorta like a special olympian...you guys try so hard.

[SMU_DAD_00]

They just mentioned the June Jones hire on the national title telecast. Gives me two thoughts though.

1)FINALLY someone talked about SMU...since months of trying to throw 2 million at anyone willing to come to pony land couldn't do it.
2)June Jones must have watched that and thought "Sure was nice of them to do that...I'll never ever be mentioned on a BCS telecast again."

E.. mr E.. when your read this reply look at the signature portion of my POST...

[PonyLove]

And ntsu is like the dorky little brother that tries to tag along behind the older cool kids...sometimes your mom makes you include him to make him feel better about himself.

[couch 'em]

So who is UNT? The guy who showered infrequently and got caught masturbating under his desk when he thought nobody could see him?

[FWMustangGirl]

So who is UNT? The guy who showered infrequently and got caught masturbating in the under his desk when he thought nobody could see him?

Exactly.