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by **couch 'em** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:00 pm

Big Hoss wrote:
Diamond Girl wrote:prostitots/tiny tarts.

I think I have found my new favorite word! Genius.

The fact you haven't seen that word on this board before gives me hope that we'll never see that halftime again!

by **smu diamond m** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:36 pm

couch 'em wrote:
Big Hoss wrote:
Diamond Girl wrote:prostitots/tiny tarts.

I think I have found my new favorite word! Genius.

The fact you haven't seen that word on this board before gives me hope that we'll never see that halftime again!

They have been getting close to it... preteens playing basketball. Before we know it, there will be 5 yr olds playing basketball, followed by the prostitots!

by **smupony94** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:39 pm

Ah, now I understand

Prostitots, it seems, are child harlots between the ages of 10-14 who dress like tramps and prostitutes in imitation of the celebrity Jezebels they admire.

by **RednBlue11** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:44 pm

as long as that SMU rap crap doesen't happen again i'm fine with w/e

by **smu diamond m** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:53 pm

smupony94 wrote:Ah, now I understand

Prostitots, it seems, are child harlots between the ages of 10-14 who dress like tramps and prostitutes in imitation of the celebrity Jezebels they admire.

lol, yes.

by **Diamond Girl** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:43 pm

Prostitots are the young girls who strut their stuff and dance provocatively at the basketball games, while their mothers lovingly videotape their darling little tartlets.

by **couch 'em** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:47 pm

smupony94 wrote:Ah, now I understand

Prostitots, it seems, are child harlots between the ages of 10-14 who dress like tramps and prostitutes in imitation of the celebrity Jezebels they admire.

A few years ago age 10 would have been optimistic for the half naked dancers.

by **Big Hoss** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:55 pm

The definitions of prostitots put forward by both smupony94 and Diamond Girl was exactly what I had in my head when I saw the word for the first time. I don't know who coined that phrase, but by God it's going in to my everyday vernacular.

By the way, the Cowboys are the worst offenders. They have some mini-hussy group that are Cowboys cheerleaders in training or something. We saw them at a Desperados game a couple years ago and I was floored at how tramped up they were.

by **Diamond Girl** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:20 pm

Big Hoss, Spaz coined the term prostitots a couple years ago.

by **BrentMusburger** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:26 pm

couch 'em wrote:How about instead we do an SMU equivalent - get some fine young sorority sluts in fine clothes to dance around with giant wads of cash and credit cards and blow.

Classic.

by **Pony4Life** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:41 pm

smu diamond m wrote:Get him a friggin' cowboy hat and some boots

As long as we're not being cliche about this .... kind of like when the Cotton Bowl gave a hat and boots to Frank Broyles as a pseudo-retirement gift?

by **Longtime** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:28 pm

smu diamond m wrote:He's not in Hawaii anymore! Get him a friggin' cowboy hat and some boots

He's not in Fort Worth or Mesquite, either.

by **Rayburn** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:25 pm

he's not in Hawaii anymore! Get him a friggin' cowboy hat and some boots

Hell yes!

He's not in Fort Worth or Mesquite, either.

Yeah, well Big D ain't Brookhaven, Connecticut either.

by **EastStang** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:13 pm

Have some little guys do the locker room dance from "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" - you know the Whomp and stomp song. And end it with the prostitots coming onto the field. Laura Bush faints. And all is right with the world.

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