Our favorite Spanish "lecturer" speaks out about Alex Odiari

abezontar · Post by **abezontar** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:38 pm

Alaric wrote:
Walter Sobchak wrote:
Alaric wrote:
smu diamond m wrote:
SMUshouldbebowling wrote:The dude looks like a pedafile!

Pedophile, btw.

Funny you should say that. He bears a pretty close resemblance to one of my neighbors who is in fact a registered sex offender (within about 2 miles of SMU).

8-year-olds, Dude.

ummm...what?

Nobody F's with the Jesus....nobody...you try to pull that bs with me tomorrow, I take that gun away from you stick it up your a and pull the trigger until it goes click...

or somesuch

Alaric · Post by **Alaric** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:57 pm

from "The Big Lebowski"...never seen it. pretty damm funny dialogue looks like

smu diamond m · Post by **smu diamond m** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:02 pm

It is definitely one of the best movies ever. Jeff Bridges rocks

Walter Sobchak · Post by **Walter Sobchak** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:02 pm

Alaric wrote:from "The Big Lebowski"...never seen it. pretty damm funny dialogue looks like

It's the best movie ever.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:41 pm

The Dude: These are, uh...
Brandt: Oh, those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak.
The Dude: Different mothers, huh?
Brandt: No.
The Dude: Racially he's pretty cool?
Brandt: [laughs] They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.

Walter Sobchak · Post by **Walter Sobchak** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:51 pm

smupony94 wrote:The Dude: These are, uh...
Brandt: Oh, those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak.
The Dude: Different mothers, huh?
Brandt: No.
The Dude: Racially he's pretty cool?
Brandt: [laughs] They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.

So to bring this thread full-circle, June Jones = Jeffrey Lebowski.

Dutch · Post by **Dutch** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:54 pm

Walter Sobchak wrote:
smupony94 wrote:The Dude: These are, uh...
Brandt: Oh, those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak.
The Dude: Different mothers, huh?
Brandt: No.
The Dude: Racially he's pretty cool?
Brandt: [laughs] They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.

So to bring this thread full-circle, June Jones = Jeffrey Lebowski.

NO! just Dude.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:58 pm

Dutch wrote:
Walter Sobchak wrote:
smupony94 wrote:The Dude: These are, uh...
Brandt: Oh, those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak.
The Dude: Different mothers, huh?
Brandt: No.
The Dude: Racially he's pretty cool?
Brandt: [laughs] They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.

So to bring this thread full-circle, June Jones = Jeffrey Lebowski.

NO! just Dude.

THE Dude

That rug really tied the room together.

expony18 · Post by **expony18** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:06 pm

smupony94 wrote:That rug really tied the room together.

that's what he said

Walter Sobchak · Post by **Walter Sobchak** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:27 pm

Dutch wrote:
Walter Sobchak wrote:
smupony94 wrote:The Dude: These are, uh...
Brandt: Oh, those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak.
The Dude: Different mothers, huh?
Brandt: No.
The Dude: Racially he's pretty cool?
Brandt: [laughs] They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.

So to bring this thread full-circle, June Jones = Jeffrey Lebowski.

NO! just Dude.

No, "the other Jeffrey Lebowski...the millionaire."

Jeffrey Lebowski · Post by **Jeffrey Lebowski** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:33 pm

George Henson treats objects like women man.

abezontar · Post by **abezontar** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:34 pm

el duderino if you aren't into the brevity thing

Walter Sobchak · Post by **Walter Sobchak** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:41 pm

Jeffrey Lebowski wrote:George Henson treats objects like women man.

Mr. Odiari draws a lot of water in this town, Henson. You don't draw [deleted]. ...I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off.

Jeffrey Lebowski · Post by **Jeffrey Lebowski** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:06 am

This thread makes the Dude very happy...Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

Henson, Keep your ugly [deleted] goldbrickin' [deleted] out of my beach community.

PonyKai · Post by **PonyKai** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:32 am

Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?

Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.