Houston/SMU Bad Blood!

[crazy horse]

Houston fans are like ugly strippers. They do their best to taunt and tease but nobody pays attention to them.

Since you mentioned Houston strippers take a look at these lovely ladies

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0128081houston1.html

From the linked page:
"For the third time in a year, police have raided an upscale Houston strip joint and busted dancers on assorted charges."

If these are the ladies from an "upscale Houston strip joint" I would really hate to see the low end of that spectrum.

[smu diamond m]

Western culture is so strange.

Do you consider receiving abuse without responding strange? What would you do in the context of bushido in this situation?

Houston Fans are harressing us(not all of them mind, but there are some who were). Oh by the way, we did not say a word back to those fans who did taunt us. As an organization, we know better then to do that.

Bushido states that one must preserve their honor above all else. This is an example of when this did not occur. They have brought disgrace upon their families and their clan.

That would be us.

Good thing whoever that was quit posting.

[smu diamond m]

Houston fans are like ugly strippers. They do their best to taunt and tease but nobody pays attention to them.

Since you mentioned Houston strippers take a look at these lovely ladies

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0128081houston1.html

From the linked page:
"For the third time in a year, police have raided an upscale Houston strip joint and busted dancers on assorted charges."

If these are the ladies from an "upscale Houston strip joint" I would really hate to see the low end of that spectrum.

Yes, the first few were pretty bad. Didn't go further.

[Samurai Stang]

Yes, the first few were pretty bad. Didn't go further.

All American women look the same to me. I do not understand how you tell each other apart.

[SMU Football Blog]

Yes, the first few were pretty bad. Didn't go further.

All American women look the same to me. I do not understand how you tell each other apart.

Hoodoo Gurus: "I Was A Kamikaze Pilot"


I was a, was a kamikaze pilot
They gave me a plane - I couldn't fly it home.
Taught how to take off, I don't know how to land.
They say it doesn't matter and I just cannot understand.
I was a kamikaze pilot,
They gave me a plane - I couldn't fly it home.

Left my happy homeland in a Zero,
I got engine trouble so I couldn't be a hero
(Do you think I care?).
Now I'll keep my two feet on the ground
'Cos when you're in the clouds
Everybody tries to shoot you down
I was a kamikaze pilot,
They gave me a plane - I couldn't fly it home

On an island there ain't too much to do
Look after number one 'cos I think I can see
Lee Marvin chasin' after you.
I was a kamikaze pilot
They gave me a plane - I couldn't fly it home.

Cherry blossoms falling down.

[Junior]

Houston fans are like ugly strippers. They do their best to taunt and tease but nobody pays attention to them.

Since you mentioned Houston strippers take a look at these lovely ladies

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0128081houston1.html

From the linked page:
"For the third time in a year, police have raided an upscale Houston strip joint and busted dancers on assorted charges."

If these are the ladies from an "upscale Houston strip joint" I would really hate to see the low end of that spectrum.

Yes, the first few were pretty bad. Didn't go further.

C'mon guys, be honest with the group. It's midnight, dimly lit, you're hammered, and you have $300 in $20's and singles. After 2 hours with these "unattractive" girls, my money is on these "unattractive" girls walking away with most of that money.

If you've never been to Treasures, please do not comment on the talent there. Those of you who have been know exactly what I'm talking about.

Lastly, they didn't bust every girl and put her picture on the net. You saw a sample of the girls there, not the entire population. No over ever claimed strippers were all drop-dead gorgeous, especially in daylight, to begin with.

I'm outta here. Suddenly in the mood for the Men's Club buffet.

[Junior]

#'s 5 - 8 were pretty bad, though.

[smu diamond m]

See, that's why I hang out around SMU when I'm hammered... even the ugly ones are hot

[jtstang]

See, that's why I hang out around SMU when I'm hammered... even the ugly ones are hot

I'll bet you are just a chick magnet when you're hammered.....

[smupony94]

Houston fans are like ugly strippers. They do their best to taunt and tease but nobody pays attention to them.

Since you mentioned Houston strippers take a look at these lovely ladies

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0128081houston1.html

From the linked page:
"For the third time in a year, police have raided an upscale Houston strip joint and busted dancers on assorted charges."

If these are the ladies from an "upscale Houston strip joint" I would really hate to see the low end of that spectrum.

Yes, the first few were pretty bad. Didn't go further.

C'mon guys, be honest with the group. It's midnight, dimly lit, you're hammered, and you have $300 in $20's and singles. After 2 hours with these "unattractive" girls, my money is on these "unattractive" girls walking away with most of that money.

If you've never been to Treasures, please do not comment on the talent there. Those of you who have been know exactly what I'm talking about.

Lastly, they didn't bust every girl and put her picture on the net. You saw a sample of the girls there, not the entire population. No over ever claimed strippers were all drop-dead gorgeous, especially in daylight, to begin with.

I'm outta here. Suddenly in the mood for the Men's Club buffet.

The VIP room at Treasures can be interesting. Went to a bachelor party there.

[PK]

See, that's why I hang out around SMU when I'm hammered... even the ugly ones are hot

I'll bet you are just a chick magnet when you're hammered.....

Aren't we all...

[couch 'em]

See, that's why I hang out around SMU when I'm hammered...

Do you tell your stories to Mithrandir?

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

See, that's why I hang out around SMU when I'm hammered...

Do you tell your stories to Mithrandir?

Probably hangs out at the local hobbit watering hole with said person.

[Samurai Stang]

See, that's why I hang out around SMU when I'm hammered...

Do you tell your stories to Mithrandir?

Probably hangs out at the local hobbit watering hole with said person.

Until Mithrandir returns to learn the ways of the ancient past none may rest! Only then may the SMU marching band have its honor restored, and only then may he have completed his quest for truth.

[Mexmustang]

I always turned invisible, so I wouldn't know.