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by **Mexmustang** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:02 pm

Buy 24 more tickets, greet every guest at the door and tell them the party has been moved to the blvd. Tell them you will see them there!

by **BUS** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:19 pm

Make sure you get a group rate.

BEST idea so far!

by **MustangMan2001** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:41 pm

BUS wrote:Take the radio.

First question is.... where did you meet her?
Priorities.

SMU athletic department

by PK » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:50 pm

jtstang wrote:
Special_Delivery_Smu_Fans wrote:... or you can always offer her usage of the AmEx card during the game.

You'll want to think long and hard about this one, just ask mrydel.

Obviously mrydel missed his chance to think long and hard about it. :wink:

by **mrydel** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:17 pm

PonyLove wrote:Trust me, she'll have more fun at the party without you. She probably only invited you to be nice. Just tell her you think she should have "girl's night" and spend time with her friends. Give her some money and tell her to go buy some new shoes. Not only will you have a home to come home to, but you'll reap the benefits...if you know what I mean.

I did not know mrsmrydel knew about ponyfans.

by **mrydel** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:17 pm

PK wrote:
jtstang wrote:
Special_Delivery_Smu_Fans wrote:... or you can always offer her usage of the AmEx card during the game.

You'll want to think long and hard about this one, just ask mrydel.
Obviously mrydel missed his chance to think long and hard about it.

Never use AMEX. Give her a card with a limit.

by **PonyLove** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:28 pm

mrydel wrote:
PonyLove wrote:Trust me, she'll have more fun at the party without you. She probably only invited you to be nice. Just tell her you think she should have "girl's night" and spend time with her friends. Give her some money and tell her to go buy some new shoes. Not only will you have a home to come home to, but you'll reap the benefits...if you know what I mean.

I did not know mrsmrydel knew about ponyfans.

Its our little secret.

It works in reverse as well. I would not be swayed to miss a Pony game by the promise of new shoes; however, I would GLADLY skip the car show/hunting trip/golf game/casino night or any other manly activity in exchange. Ok, maybe not golf....

by **FWMustangGirl** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:35 pm

I don't understand the concept. She'd rather go to a party than the game? This would not be an issue in our house. I'd go with offering the new shoes. Neimans has some really nice Louboutins that no one will buy me. You should buy her those.

by **ozfan** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:37 am

FWMustangGirl wrote:I don't understand the concept. She'd rather go to a party than the game? This would not be an issue in our house. I'd go with offering the new shoes. Neimans has some really nice Louboutins that no one will buy me. You should buy her those.

I wonder could this be a family thing! (Wifes family)

by **King Knight Mare** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:41 am

MustangMan2001 wrote:
couch 'em wrote:
MustangMan2001 wrote:Anybody have any ideas on how I can get out of a party with my wife to go to the game. I have the tickets already but, I would also like a home to come home to afterwards.

Get as drunk as possible right before the party. That way she'll be too embarassed to take you, and will have to drop you off at the game to keep you from messing up the house.

That would be a problem too since the party we are going to will involve heavy amounts of alcohol... they would insist on me coming even in a pure state of stupidity.. These are great ideas by the way.

What's the problem then? Get there early, encourage her to drink heavily, sneak out to the game, and when you get back demand to know where SHE has been all night! Let her know you've got serious misgivings about the way she just suddenly dissapeared and that you could see her flirting with other guys openly, from across the room. Demand that she hand over her car keys. Let her know that if she ever embarrasses you like this in public again, you could be headed to divorce court, or at the very least family counseling. That should do it.

by **High Horse** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:59 pm

It is always easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.
PONY UP

by **mrydel** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:51 am

High Horse wrote:It is always easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.
PONY UP

But is it worth half of everything you own to see if it works?

by **couch 'em** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:46 am

mrydel wrote:
High Horse wrote:It is always easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.
PONY UP

But is it worth half of everything you own to see if it works?

Depends on how much you own....

by **mrydel** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:51 am

couch 'em wrote:
mrydel wrote:
High Horse wrote:It is always easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.
PONY UP

But is it worth half of everything you own to see if it works?

Depends on how much you own....

The less stuff you have, the more important it is to keep all you can.

by **One Trick Pony** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:51 am

PonyLove wrote:Trust me, she'll have more fun at the party without you. She probably only invited you to be nice. Just tell her you think she should have "girl's night" and spend time with her friends. Give her some money and tell her to go buy some new shoes. Not only will you have a home to come home to, but you'll reap the benefits...if you know what I mean.

Ding : Bob we have a winner!

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