Why Do You Hate TCU?

SMUPhil · Post by **SMUPhil** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:06 am

I hate Gary Patterson because he drives with his turn signal on, with NO intention of changing lanes or turning.

Fat jerk.

SMUtrojanFAN · Post by **SMUtrojanFAN** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:12 am

jtstang wrote:I hate TCU because the Knuckleheads say I should.

I hate TCU because Stallion likes TCU.

ponydawg · Post by **ponydawg** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:14 am

Gary Patterson is an Anti-Dentite.

J.T.supporta · Post by **J.T.supporta** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:52 am

I hate Gary Patterson because he told me Santa and the Easter bunny werent real

MustangStealth · Post by **MustangStealth** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:54 am

I heard Gary Patterson was the inspiration for that Sir Mixalot song.

Come and Take It · Post by **Come and Take It** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:41 pm

I hate Gary Patterson because he wears shiny shirts when he goes out on the town.

Douchenozzle.

BRStang · Post by **BRStang** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:47 pm

MSNBC reported that Gustav and Ike were coincidentally first picked up on radar immediately after Fatterson broke wind.

Of course, I don't usually trust it unless it comes from Fox News, but anyway...

RGV Pony · Post by **RGV Pony** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:37 pm

BRStang wrote:
Of course, I don't usually trust it unless it comes from Fox News, but anyway...

..in which case it wouldve been reported by Domenica Davis. She gets an A+.

BRStang · Post by **BRStang** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:44 pm

RGV Pony wrote:
BRStang wrote:
Of course, I don't usually trust it unless it comes from Fox News, but anyway...

..in which case it wouldve been reported by Domenica Davis. She gets an A+.

Yes. Megyn Kendall is growing on me, too.

Deep Purple · Post by **Deep Purple** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:46 pm

jtstang wrote:I hate TCU because their grads are too dumb to get sarcasm and their sense of humor sucks.

Did you not see the "Texas Horned Lizard (Phrynosoma cornutum) NOT A FROG!" thread?

Not exactly a recommendation for Smew humor.

BRStang · Post by **BRStang** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:48 pm

Deep Purple wrote:
jtstang wrote:I hate TCU because their grads are too dumb to get sarcasm and their sense of humor sucks.

Did you not see the "Texas Horned Lizard (Phrynosoma cornutum) NOT A FROG!" thread?

Not exactly a recommendation for Smew humor.

I can see why you would not think it is humorous, Lizi.

perunapower · Post by **perunapower** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:49 pm

I hate TCU because they can't even attack a campus right. Come on sidewalk chalk? Really?

BRStang · Post by **BRStang** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:53 pm

Is TCU free to in-state residents?

J.T.supporta · Post by **J.T.supporta** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:20 pm

i hate TCU because they have OUR iron skillet!

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:25 am

I hate Gary Patterson because as much as he's tried, he still doesn't outweigh Ralph Friegen.