EDIT: I like padding my post count like 94....

[ThadFilms]

Why do the French stop eating after one egg?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Wow. I thought my jokes were bad.

The eight year old told me that one this morning.

Sounds like the 8 year old has what it takes to be a ponyfans poster.

[jtstang]

She loves the "go mustangs" like me and the "go horns" like her mother.

But she only posts on americangirldollsfans.com.

[smupony94]

Agreed.

Both of you suck it

[jtstang]

Oh lighten up Sam Francisco, stay on the wagon if you must, we need a designated driver.

[J.T.supporta]

Agreed.

Both of you suck it

[smupony94]

Agreed.

Both of you suck it

I still think those are some of the best SNL skits ever

[smupony94]

Bye-Bye, Bling: A Recessionary Note to Rappers Everywhere
Posted Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:00am PDT by Shawn Amos in GetBack

Yo, my hip-hop brothers, some words of wisdom: these are hard times. Don’t know if you heard, but we’re in a recession. People are losing their homes. Folks’ retirement funds are tanking. People are pawning their jewelry for gas money.

It’s time to reel in the bling. The days of ’90s excess are over and out. All the gold ropes and gold teeth have got to go. You need to trade them in for cash and then hold on to it. Stuff it in those high-tops until the banks are safe again. No more shopping sprees. No more Hummers. No more Cristal. Back to basics, folks. You are not immune. Your record label could go belly-up like Lehman Brothers did, and you may find yourself standing behind Joe the Plumber at the check-cashing joint.

Yes, you’ve all come a long way from the days of Mr. T-level bling, but you’ve got many more miles to go. Pull off the gold chains and bring on the humility. Get yourself a Prius. Carpool to the next VH1 Rap Honors show. Recycle those kicks instead of tossing them after the first scuff mark. Yes we can, my hip-hop brothers. Yes we can.

Here are five of the worst offenders. I’m calling these folks out so they can step up and lead the way for the rest of the hip-hop nation. Do the right thing.

[ThadFilms]

I'd tell you to dump the diet coke avatar, '94... but your avatar is like the weather these days... just wait ten minutes.

[smupony94]

I'd tell you to dump the diet coke avatar, '94... but your avatar is like the weather these days... just wait ten minutes.

I had a North Texas avatar but I had to quickly change it as JTstang said he was going to send me to Denton to be ambassador

[ThadFilms]

I'd tell you to dump the diet coke avatar, '94... but your avatar is like the weather these days... just wait ten minutes.

I had a North Texas avatar but I had to quickly change it as JTstang said he was going to send me to Denton to be ambassador

And now you agree with Xenu.

[jtstang]

Xenu was just misunderstood.

[smupony94]

Xenu was just misunderstood.

Thetans do not have the mental capacity to understand your greatness

[ThadFilms]

Xenu was just misunderstood.

Thetans do not have the mental capacity to understand your greatness

What about the Pi Phis?

[jtstang]

Xenu was just misunderstood.

Thetans do not have the mental capacity to understand your greatness

What about the Pi Phis?

They understand it. Some of them, anyway.

[ThadFilms]

Xenu was just misunderstood.

Thetans do not have the mental capacity to understand your greatness

What about the Pi Phis?

They understand it. Some of them, anyway.

I must implore the Thetans... Think Thetans!!!