Job for the General

[Stallion]

perhaps we can hire the General to go into our Locker Room during pregame and slap all SMU players on the injury list with a handkerchief.

[ponyte]

Waste of the General's precious time. If a football player can play, he will.

[J.T.supporta]

perhaps we can hire the General to go into our Locker Room during pregame and slap all SMU players on the injury list with a handkerchief.

that would be awesome!

[LA_Mustang]

perhaps we can hire the General to go into our Locker Room during pregame and slap all SMU players on the injury list with a handkerchief.

Might get in the way of Horns basketball or Big 10 football.

[Football4ever]

Waste of the General's precious time. If a football player can play, he will.

Very true statement for most players. Usually the player wants to play through the injury but are held back by the trainers.

[George S. Patton]

Our trainers are fat and sometimes overcautious -- IMO. Some of them need to mix in a salad with some of the carbs they are inhaling.

[SMU21TCU10]

Waste of the General's precious time. If a football player can play, he will.

Very true statement for most players. Usually the player wants to play through the injury but are held back by the trainers.

Stallion wasnt being serious. Its basic WWII history!

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

Oscar will be waiting outside for you with the limo after you're done, General.

[mrydel]

Oscar will be waiting outside for you with the limo after you're done, General.

Please advise as to when Oscar will be returning from his visit to Wall Street. I noticed he toured GM the other day, and apparently has family at AIG.

[PK]

Please advise as to when Oscar will be returning from his visit to Wall Street. I noticed he toured GM the other day, and apparently has family at AIG.

I assume you are referring to the fat cats there.