junior DT Bible interested in SMU

[couch 'em]

http://smu.scout.com/2/820211.html

Is interested in SMU, 6-foot-3, 280-pounds

Bible currently has four offers, one from Baylor, and the others from Texas Tech, U Conn and Arizona.

[BUS]

We need four more just like him. We really need 6 DT's on the team at all times. To be a DT you have to be AT LEAST 275. Ths less that 275 are called DE's.

Come on Big Men.

Super Model University is the place to be!

[Junior]

Obviously, he's too tall and wide to play on an SMU D-line.

[couch 'em]

You're right. Nobody that big could play football. We need to start recruiting only japanese people, they are faster and more sneaky.