When was the last time...

[ponyboy]

...you made it over to the John Milton reading room?

http://www.dartmouth.edu/~milton/reading_room/

[NavyCrimson]

Perhaps if they had a cigar lounge I would then check it out.

[jtstang]

Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.

But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!