Dum(my) of the Week

Stallion · Post by **Stallion** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:16 pm

what kind of NTSU dropout puts an engagement ring in a Wendy's Frostie milkshake to propose. I bet this guy wears Affliction T-Shirts.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29462344?GT1=43001

RGV Pony · Post by **RGV Pony** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:26 pm

I wanted an engagement ring and all I got was this piece of [deleted]!

Corso · Post by **Corso** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:50 am

That's not a North Texas State dropout - that's their valedictorian.

SMU21TCU10 · Post by **SMU21TCU10** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:09 am

She is kind of hot though

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:05 am

SMU21TCU10 wrote:She is kind of hot though

Hopefully you are referring to the x-ray photo

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:16 am

SMU21TCU10 wrote:She is kind of hot though

And apparently she's into poop-play, if you like that sort of thing. Not very scatological myself.

She should make a video. One girl and an engagement ring.

OC Mustang · Post by **OC Mustang** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:32 am

jtstang wrote:
SMU21TCU10 wrote:She is kind of hot though
And apparently she's into poop-play, if you like that sort of thing. Not very scatological myself.

She should make a video. One girl and an engagement ring.

I am speechless. You managed to turn this into pron. Brilliant.

ponyte · Post by **ponyte** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:52 am

I am surprised they haven't sued Wendy's, yet. Wendy├â┬ó├óΓÇÜ┬¼├óΓÇ₧┬ós knew or should have known that their thick shakes could hide potentially catastrophic wedding rings. There is bound to be some mental and physical anguish involved. Plus a settlement could mean a new crapless ring.

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:07 am

OC Mustang wrote:
jtstang wrote:
SMU21TCU10 wrote:She is kind of hot though
And apparently she's into poop-play, if you like that sort of thing. Not very scatological myself.

She should make a video. One girl and an engagement ring.
I am speechless. You managed to turn this into pron. Brilliant.

I can't decide if it's a gift or a curse.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:35 am

jtstang wrote:
OC Mustang wrote:
jtstang wrote: And apparently she's into poop-play, if you like that sort of thing. Not very scatological myself.

She should make a video. One girl and an engagement ring.
I am speechless. You managed to turn this into pron. Brilliant.
I can't decide if it's a gift or a curse.

Gift.

SMU21TCU10 · Post by **SMU21TCU10** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:56 pm

jtstang wrote:
SMU21TCU10 wrote:She is kind of hot though
And apparently she's into poop-play, if you like that sort of thing. Not very scatological myself.

She should make a video. One girl and an engagement ring.

Does it actually say she had to dig through it or are we just assuming ? I guess your right. How else did she find it? I didnt think about that. I dont think she is kind of hot anymore.

Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex · Post by **Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:24 pm

jtstang wrote:
SMU21TCU10 wrote:She is kind of hot though
And apparently she's into poop-play, if you like that sort of thing. Not very scatological myself.

She should make a video. One girl and an engagement ring.

"My Precious! O My Precious!"

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:07 pm

She's very lucky she didn't have something serious occur from that. Diamonds can cut up your insides pretty good. That x-ray is almost as funny though as the infamous Coke Bottle x-ray which I thought was an urban legend.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:14 pm

EastStang wrote:She's very lucky she didn't have something serious occur from that. Diamonds can cut up your insides pretty good. That x-ray is almost as funny though as the infamous Coke Bottle x-ray which I thought was an urban legend.

The diamonds are so small they could not cut anything.

My sister was at the Galleria looking for a necklace and a young girl was there back from her honeymoon and wanted her wedding ring appraised for her insurance. She was with a friend and they thought it was worth well over $10,000. The jeweler came back and apologized and said it was a fake and probably worth about $100. Wonder what the conversation was like when he got home from work.

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:19 pm

smupony94 wrote:
EastStang wrote:She's very lucky she didn't have something serious occur from that. Diamonds can cut up your insides pretty good. That x-ray is almost as funny though as the infamous Coke Bottle x-ray which I thought was an urban legend.
The diamonds are so small they could not cut anything.

My sister was at the Galleria looking for a necklace and a young girl was there back from her honeymoon and wanted her wedding ring appraised for her insurance. She was with a friend and they thought it was worth well over $10,000. The jeweler came back and apologized and said it was a fake and probably worth about $100. Wonder what the conversation was like when he got home from work.

'fess up. That was your ex wife wasn't it? And what was it like when she got home?