Basketball? or Football?

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:03 pm

jtstang wrote:
smupony94 wrote:
jtstang wrote:Sheer genius.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090606/D98KRH3G0.html
Lots of drunks out there - guy recently busted for riding drunk on his horse, the kid in Pflugerville busted drunk driving on a steam roller and the old man drunk driving on his hover round or whatever they are called
See I would have figured as long as the horse was sober it was okay. Can you even drive a hovercraft drunk?

I have driven a hover round drunk (never a hovercraft) and I also was way too tipsy to drive a Segway

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:23 pm

I guess I don't know what a hover round is. I never drove a Segway, drunk or sober. Somebody needs to get one of those motorized coolers for the 'vard.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:34 pm

jtstang wrote:I guess I don't know what a hover round is. I never drove a Segway, drunk or sober. Somebody needs to get one of those motorized coolers for the 'vard.

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:30 pm

False advertising. That machine does not hover.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:36 pm

When I was in grade school we were shown film strips saying we would have flying cars by now

MustangStealth · Post by **MustangStealth** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:55 pm

smupony94 wrote:When I was in grade school we were shown film strips saying we would have flying cars by now

Was that before or after the Duck & Cover drills?

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:49 pm

MustangStealth wrote:
smupony94 wrote:When I was in grade school we were shown film strips saying we would have flying cars by now
Was that before or after the Duck & Cover drills?

way after. Although I think we had some hurricane drills

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:13 pm

smupony94 wrote:When I was in grade school we were shown film strips saying we would have flying cars by now

They do. We call them airplanes.

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:24 pm

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:25 pm

Validation for all who think the sky is falling

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20090612/ ... ymeteorite

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:10 pm

jtstang wrote:Validation for all who think the sky is falling

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20090612/ ... ymeteorite

God does not like Germans

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:40 pm

That's because the Nazis were godless.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:45 pm

jtstang wrote:That's because the Nazis were godless.

What would WWII been like if the Nazis had been Scientologists?

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:48 pm

Heil Xenu!

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:03 pm

jtstang wrote:Heil Xenu!

But Tom Cruise tried to kill Hitler.