Solution to Horse Debate

[StallionsModelT]

Never use Aggies if you are trying to legitimize your point.

[mr. pony]

If I recall correctly the UGA mascot is a bulldog correct? Is our mascot a pony and our team name a Mustang? Thanks again.

OK, say some new coach at UGA wanted to go with a big-@ss, trailer-mounted, steel sculpture bulldog, with giant flashing red eyes and smoke and a big-@ss horn - to be up with the times and cut down on dog sh*t in the stadium. Plus it would supposedly bring more wins.

No problems in Athens, right?

and the semantics of "pony" and "mustang"? wow.
---has NOTHING to do with winning a football game.

[Insane_Pony_Posse]

There isn't a major college Football program in Texas or the South where it would be possible to change the mascot-oh ignorant one.

Stallion continues to lie.

Stallion thinks if you tell the lie enough maybe a few people will believe the lie.

[Treadway21]

How is that a lie- that is an opinion and an accurate one at that. TCU didn't have to gussy up their stupid mascot to bring about a winning tradition.

[Insane_Pony_Posse]

It is a lie because Stallion continues to imply that SMU is "replacing" it's mascot.

That is in fact a total and complete lie.

There is not one single verifiable source that says SMU is "replacing" Peruna.

Again...not single one...NADA....NONE...

If there is..... PRODUCE IT..... instead of cheap [deleted] talk!

Reality is what it is....because you want to believe something and just make up sheeet does not qualify.

[Treadway21]

Orsini has committed a lie by omission. He has not defined how these horses will be used. You are naive if you think we are getting the full story from that letter. And I am a supporter of Orsini and Jones.

[SMU21TCU10]

Dear Prez -
Here is the solution - follow these steps -

1) Get an earful from dozens of reeeeeally happy traditionalist. Tell them Peruna is going nowhere -and you will make an announcement yourself about that later. Help them get into the stadium with their walkers.

2) Get an earful from several dozen clueless 25 year olds from California that think it would be "narly" to have a full size horse big enough to pull a wagon full of beer. Let them know you are working on that and will get right back to you......Do a quick beer bong to show them you are cool.

2) Accept the gift of the horse(s) at half time. Do a 360 degree gladhand of everyone nearby. Tell Ms Pickens how young she is looking these days. Pick up the large check. Have a presidential page rush it to the bank so it clears. Tell the Dodger we appreciate his support and hope to have him call on some recruits for us. Oooh and Aaah over the Navy flyover. Cheer on the win. Tell Dodger we are sorry he had to see Navy get beat but it would be great if he called on this QB we have our eye on. Tell ms Pickens she is lucky she didnt get carded.

3) At half time pulL aside you old buddy Banowsky - the CUSA commissioner. Let him know you are in a Mr Ed jam. Tell him it would be great if the conference had a "new rule" against more then one live mascot on the sidelines during a game. It would be reeeeeeally good if they had that rule - like real soon. wink, wink

4) Call Ms Pickens. Mention she is looking really young these days. Let her we reeeeeeally appreciate the gift - and the opportunity to paticipate in her sooper dooper cause. The horses - Fred and Ethel, will always have a place in the heart of all pony fans - however the conference has this rule that we only get to have one live mascot on the field and since Peruna has been around an itty bitty bit longer we will have Fred and Ethel make cameos before games and somesuch.....and by they way ....we could reeeeeeeally use an indoor practice facility with your name on it. Did I mention I cant tell you apart form our college age co-eds?

5) Tell June we are out of luck on the big horseys. When he starts pouting - tell him you think you can get him on at Augusta.

6) Tell the surfers you cant believe that banosky fella dissed us. Tell them their fraternity can stay on campus one more year as a consolation prize.

7) Tell the old farts (in their good ear) that you had that bad ol horse issue taken care of - and to show some gratitude may be they can fork over some dough for an indoor practice facility.

End of problem.

A-

I had to subtact points for your misguided usage of the word narly. Narly means bad or uncool in surfer speak. The correct word would have been "Rad" or "Sick"

I surf. And i believe it is actually spelled gnarly. And I use the term to describe stuff as being extreme or awesome! "That wave you caught was gnarly brah"

[SMU21TCU10]

And I am the worst surfer ever by the way. I only ever surf Port Aransas. Which isnt very gnarly lol

[Pony!Poni!Pone'!]

And I am the worst surfer ever by the way. I only ever surf Port Aransas. Which isnt very gnarly lol

go a little further south to the jetties @ spi and it's somewhat gnarlier

[Insane_Pony_Posse]

Orsini has committed a lie by omission. He has not defined how these horses will be used. You are naive if you think we are getting the full story from that letter. And I am a supporter of Orsini and Jones.

How do you know he knows how these will be used? Has it ever occurred to you that it is not far fetched to think they do not know the exact role of the new Mustang? Why just automatically assume it's some big sinister plan and a big lie? What evidence of an Orsini lying pattern can you source?

[PonyKai]

Orsini has committed a lie by omission. He has not defined how these horses will be used. You are naive if you think we are getting the full story from that letter. And I am a supporter of Orsini and Jones.

How do you know he knows how these will be used? Has it ever occurred to you that it is not far fetched to think they do not know the exact role of the new Mustang? Why just automatically assume it some big sinister plan and a big lie? What evidence of an Orsini lying pattern can you source?

Did you know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?

[SMU21TCU10]

And I am the worst surfer ever by the way. I only ever surf Port Aransas. Which isnt very gnarly lol

go a little further south to the jetties @ spi and it's somewhat gnarlier

I live in Port Aransas in the summers but have never actually made it down there. I always surf the pier in Port A. I hear its always really crowded down there but a lot better. I need to try it. It was really good surf this last weekend. I think that is where they hold the Texas surf championship?

[mr. pony]

Orsini has committed a lie by omission. He has not defined how these horses will be used. You are naive if you think we are getting the full story from that letter. And I am a supporter of Orsini and Jones.

How do you know he knows how these will be used? Has it ever occurred to you that it is not far fetched to think they do not know the exact role of the new Mustang? Why just automatically assume it's some big sinister plan and a big lie? What evidence of an Orsini lying pattern can you source?

We wouldn't have gotten them if we didn't know what we'd do with them, would we?
I'm just askin'....

[Pony!Poni!Pone'!]

And I am the worst surfer ever by the way. I only ever surf Port Aransas. Which isnt very gnarly lol

go a little further south to the jetties @ spi and it's somewhat gnarlier

I live in Port Aransas in the summers but have never actually made it down there. I always surf the pier in Port A. I hear its always really crowded down there but a lot better. I need to try it. It was really good surf this last weekend. I think that is where they hold the Texas surf championship?

yessir

[Statler]

Orsini has committed a lie by omission. He has not defined how these horses will be used. You are naive if you think we are getting the full story from that letter. And I am a supporter of Orsini and Jones.

How do you know he knows how these will be used? Has it ever occurred to you that it is not far fetched to think they do not know the exact role of the new Mustang? Why just automatically assume it's some big sinister plan and a big lie? What evidence of an Orsini lying pattern can you source?

Several folks who have written Dr. Turner have received a standardized paragraph that says the use of the new Mustangs is up to Coach Jones. It is well known that Jones believes Peruna is part of the "losing culture" of SMU.

A square times B square equals C square.

2 + 2 = 4

"If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck --- it's a duck"