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Postby Stallion » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:00 pm

the more popular, witty (but a little smartass) Houston site is coogfun.com. They have always been in awe of Supreme Commander June Jones. In fact, they include a special entry about June Jones on their website Glossory as follows:

June Jones - June Jones is the former head coach of the Atlanta Falcons, and most recently, Hawaii Warriors. He has recently taken on mission impossible, SMU. But only June Jones would take on mission impossible. When June Jones goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets June Jonesed. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for June Jones. June Jones counted to infinity - twice.
June Jones invented every color, except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. When June Jones does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. June Jones' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. June Jones gave Mona Lisa that smile. June Jones can slam a revolving door. June Jones once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. June Jones' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools June Jones. June Jones can speak Braille.
June Jones' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Superman owns a pair of June Jones pajamas. June Jones owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. June Jones sleeps with a night light. Not because June Jones is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of June Jones. June Jones doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body. Once a cobra bit June Jones' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. June Jones divides by zero. June Jones is always on top during sex because June Jones never f***s up. When June Jones exercises, the machine gets stronger. June Jones doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." June Jones sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled drinking ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, June kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. June Jones can kill two stones with one bird. June Jones once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil. June Jones once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "*****ting bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech. The only time June Jones was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.


http://coogfun.proboards.com/index.cgi? ... read=16027

Here's a sample thread -SMU [deleted] Pop-Collar Week thread. Some of you probably don't have a sense of humour and should probably not register and just stay here and discuss wearing Red as the home team so we won't be confused with visiting team's Navy Blue for next home game. This site is usually a lot more humourous than I have generallly given Houston fans credit for. Requires registration.

http://coogfun.proboards.com/index.cgi? ... read=16018
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Re: CoogFun.com

Postby jason54858 » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:30 pm

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