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by ponyscott » Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:12 pm
Hilltop wrote:Red River isn't really my scene, but if Stallion is going to be there buying drinks, I might just have to reconsider. Besides, I don't think anyone from the SMU family is against more opportunities to celebrate our football team's recent greatness.
I hear ya and would love to catch that scene, but on a Saturday night after being in Hawaii for 5 days would be really pushing my luck at the home front. Next week I am in Stallion at Primos' or Houstons when you are out.
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by Mestengo » Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:36 pm
LOL
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by SMU21TCU10 » Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:48 pm
Stallion wrote:Open to anyone-go to the South east bar in the corner against the back wall. Ask for a good looking brunette named Keisha who is in the middle of that bar stand(there are 3 girls working that stand)and mention SMU.
True story-Keisha is not my usual bartender but my regular bartender worked up to the date she was going to induce pregnancy-last Saturday-the day I left-no its not mine. Probably a 50-50% chance she'll be back at work but I'm not sure
And as for Spain-you realize my Mom was the Director of the Spanish Department at SMU in 1970s-1980s and started SMU-In-Spain. I had too much fun in College going to Fraternity parties so I never went to SMU-In-Spain.
I'm still trying to figure out how to politely turn down a prostitute-I'm doing something wrong-they always get mad. Must have turned down 15 prostitutes coming back late on Kuhio and Kakaloea St this week.
I once stayed at a hotel out of the country where they hung around the hotel. Only thing is I didnt turn them down . And the bellman ratted me out to my parents! Wtf is that! That was awkward. " Umm SMU21TCU10 the bellman just called us and said you brought hooker to your room... "
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by Stallion » Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:05 pm
I dunno the etiquette for that-maybe you are supposed to tip the bellman too. Smupony94 will know-its kind of like the corkeage fee you pay to the maitre'd to bring a fine wine into a nice restaurant
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by Junior » Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:27 pm
SMU21TCU10 wrote:Stallion wrote:Open to anyone-go to the South east bar in the corner against the back wall. Ask for a good looking brunette named Keisha who is in the middle of that bar stand(there are 3 girls working that stand)and mention SMU.
True story-Keisha is not my usual bartender but my regular bartender worked up to the date she was going to induce pregnancy-last Saturday-the day I left-no its not mine. Probably a 50-50% chance she'll be back at work but I'm not sure
And as for Spain-you realize my Mom was the Director of the Spanish Department at SMU in 1970s-1980s and started SMU-In-Spain. I had too much fun in College going to Fraternity parties so I never went to SMU-In-Spain.
I'm still trying to figure out how to politely turn down a prostitute-I'm doing something wrong-they always get mad. Must have turned down 15 prostitutes coming back late on Kuhio and Kakaloea St this week.
I once stayed at a hotel out of the country where they hung around the hotel. Only thing is I didnt turn them down . And the bellman ratted me out to my parents! Wtf is that! That was awkward. " Umm SMU21TCU10 the bellman just called us and said you brought hooker to your room... "
I think it's got to be a little awkward for you to request that your parents call you SMU21TCU10 to begin with.
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by ALEX LIFESON » Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:34 pm
Stallion wrote:Open to anyone-go to the South east bar in the corner against the back wall. Ask for a good looking brunette named Keisha who is in the middle of that bar stand(there are 3 girls working that stand)and mention SMU.
True story-Keisha is not my usual bartender but my regular bartender worked up to the date she was going to induce pregnancy-last Saturday-the day I left-no its not mine. Probably a 50-50% chance she'll be back at work but I'm not sure
And as for Spain-you realize my Mom was the Director of the Spanish Department at SMU in 1970s-1980s and started SMU-In-Spain. I had too much fun in College going to Fraternity parties so I never went to SMU-In-Spain.
I'm still trying to figure out how to politely turn down a prostitute-I'm doing something wrong-they always get mad. Must have turned down 15 prostitutes coming back late on Kuhio and Kakaloea St this week.
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by SMU21TCU10 » Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:38 pm
Junior wrote:SMU21TCU10 wrote:Stallion wrote:Open to anyone-go to the South east bar in the corner against the back wall. Ask for a good looking brunette named Keisha who is in the middle of that bar stand(there are 3 girls working that stand)and mention SMU.
True story-Keisha is not my usual bartender but my regular bartender worked up to the date she was going to induce pregnancy-last Saturday-the day I left-no its not mine. Probably a 50-50% chance she'll be back at work but I'm not sure
And as for Spain-you realize my Mom was the Director of the Spanish Department at SMU in 1970s-1980s and started SMU-In-Spain. I had too much fun in College going to Fraternity parties so I never went to SMU-In-Spain.
I'm still trying to figure out how to politely turn down a prostitute-I'm doing something wrong-they always get mad. Must have turned down 15 prostitutes coming back late on Kuhio and Kakaloea St this week.
I once stayed at a hotel out of the country where they hung around the hotel. Only thing is I didnt turn them down . And the bellman ratted me out to my parents! Wtf is that! That was awkward. " Umm SMU21TCU10 the bellman just called us and said you brought hooker to your room... "
I think it's got to be a little awkward for you to request that your parents call you SMU21TCU10 to begin with.
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by expony18 » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:51 pm
Stallion wrote:obviously Stallion exists after you guys are tucked into bed. I don't do Happy Hour, h'oerderves, tiki torches and $15 drinks with exotic names-I do Bud Lite until Closing Time. I'll buy anybody a drink-as in Beer- that wants to find out if I exist. Red River tonite-I don't get there until about 11:20. Don't wear khaki's
had i known about this offer i would have met you, unfortunately i spent the afternoon trying to get to the bow blind   billy bob's new years eve?
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by expony18 » Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:05 pm
im definitely not clicking on that
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by smupony94 » Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:21 pm
expony18 wrote:im definitely not clicking on that
It is ok. Hot girls stuck in mud.
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by ponyscott » Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:26 pm
riiiiight! you wish...
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by expony18 » Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:59 pm
smupony94 wrote:expony18 wrote:im definitely not clicking on that
It is ok. Hot girls stuck in mud.
how do u find this stuff
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by SMU21TCU10 » Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:05 am
expony18 wrote:Stallion wrote:obviously Stallion exists after you guys are tucked into bed. I don't do Happy Hour, h'oerderves, tiki torches and $15 drinks with exotic names-I do Bud Lite until Closing Time. I'll buy anybody a drink-as in Beer- that wants to find out if I exist. Red River tonite-I don't get there until about 11:20. Don't wear khaki's
had i known about this offer i would have met you, unfortunately i spent the afternoon trying to get to the bow blind   billy bob's new years eve?
I personally bring liquor to the bow blind. Beer will make you have to pee too much
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