Leach, Myers, Hance -- the transcript

[George S. Patton]

If you are not familiar with the movie ” A Few Good Men” staring Jack Nicholson just delete this because it will not make any sense.

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Gerald Meyers (Tech A D): "Coach Leach, did you order the Code Shed?"

Kent Hance: "You don't have to answer that question!"

Coach Leach: "I'll answer the question!"
[to Meyers]

Coach Leach: "You want answers?"

Meyers: "I think I am entitled."

Coach Leach: "You want answers?"

Meyers: "I want the truth!"

Coach Leach: "You can't handle the truth!"
[pauses]

Coach Leach: We live in a world that has sidelines, and those sidelines have
to be guarded by pirates with swords. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Meyers?
I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for
James, and you curse the Pirates. You have that luxury. You have the luxury
of not knowing what I know - That the James shed incident, while tragic,
probably won games. A nd my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible
to you, wins games.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at
parties with your fat little girlfriends, you want me on those sidelines,
you need me on those sidelines.

We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone
of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have
neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises
and sleeps under the blanket of the very bowl games that I provide, and then
questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just said
thank you, and went on your way - Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a sword,
and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are
entitled to -

Meyers: "Did you order the Code Shed?"

Coach Leach: "I did my job!"

Meyers: "Did you order the Code Shed?"

Coach Leach: "You're damned right I did!"

[ontheedgeofmyseat]

How long did it take you to actually put this together?

[redpony]

Does it really matter? Busy hands are happy hands

GO PONIES!!!

[jtstang]

General that is most entertaining. What did you do with the real General?

[ponydawg]

General that is most entertaining. What did you do with the real General?

The General has always been able to copy and paste......it's been making the rounds.
I don't think he was trying to pass it off as his own, but to just share it.

[ontheedgeofmyseat]

In that case..I applaud it...

[George S. Patton]

Yes, it has been making the rounds. And I just wanted everyone to have a look at it. Pretty funny stuff. But I don't think the Hance part fits since he was against Leach. But anyway...

And Jaws, I can pull this off. Remember, I did that "Spend a Day with Stallion" piece a couple of years ago.

[Junior]

you should find that one and bump it.

[George S. Patton]

It was on the recruiting board. I bumped it up last year and I think it got killed.

But it was sequence of events during his day with the time of day.

I'll try and re-create it later this week. It was all in good fun. Even he laughed at it.

[Ponyx2]

Leach should have stuck with the "liar, liar, pants on fire" defense.

[EastStang]

Leach =

[jtstang]

Yes, it has been making the rounds. And I just wanted everyone to have a look at it. Pretty funny stuff. But I don't think the Hance part fits since he was against Leach. But anyway...

And Jaws, I can pull this off. Remember, I did that "Spend a Day with Stallion" piece a couple of years ago.

I knew you could of course. Just lately you seem to be in an overly serious mood, which of course is not advisable for message boards such as this one.