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getting there quickly

[smupony94]

I just filled out my census form. If you have 18 people living with you, you are out of luck. Only has room for 17 people.

[mrydel]

I just filled out my census form. If you have 18 people living with you, you are out of luck. Only has room for 17 people.

You still have time. It is for people living in your house April 1, 2010.

[White Helmet]

getting there quickly

TWSS

[smupony94]

I just filled out my census form. If you have 18 people living with you, you are out of luck. Only has room for 17 people.

You still have time. It is for people living in your house April 1, 2010.

Aren't the Duggar's (18 kids and counting) from Arkansas? I think they have 19 now.

[mrydel]

I just filled out my census form. If you have 18 people living with you, you are out of luck. Only has room for 17 people.

You still have time. It is for people living in your house April 1, 2010.

Aren't the Duggar's (18 kids and counting) from Arkansas? I think they have 19 now.

They also just became grandparents for the first time.

[smupony94]

SURPRISE, Ariz. — Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington admitted he made a "huge mistake" when he used cocaine and failed a Major League Baseball drug test last season.

In his first public admission, he apologized Wednesday for his behavior, eight months after he told Rangers president Nolan Ryan, who turned down Washington's offer to resign.

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Stallion and Mrydel moving to Houston


Houston apartment complex OK with nude sunbathing

HOUSTON — No clothing, no problem if you want to sunbathe atop one new luxury apartment complex in Houston.

La Maison in the River Oaks area, in its online advertising Thursday, described the five-story complex as offering a "clothing optional sun deck."

City officials say deed restrictions do not ban the feature at La Maison.

Houston Apartment Association spokesman Andy Teas says you always want to find something to offer that your competitors don't have.

Resident John Harrington told KHOU-TV that "it's a value-added thing."

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Police: Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum

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Weekend at Bernie's 3


Women arrested in UK for taking corpse onto plane
Associated Press


LONDON — Police have arrested two women at an British airport after they reportedly tried to smuggle a corpse onto a flight.

Police said Tuesday the women were detained at Liverpool's John Lennon airport "on suspicion of failing to give notification of death" of a 91-year-old man.

The BBC and other British media reported that the women placed the man, a relative of theirs, into a wheelchair and covered his face with sunglasses in a bid to get him aboard a flight to Berlin.

The women, aged 41 and 66, were detained Saturday and have been released on bail. They have not been charged and police say inquiries are continuing.

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Rail worker gets off easy for porn viewing


GAVLE, Sweden, April 7 (UPI) -- A Swedish rail worker has been given a second warning for causing train delays because he was viewing pornographic Web sites, officials say.

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PIC: Peter Powell
Mum's giant chest suffocated boyfriend during sex

By Douglas Wight, 04/04/2010

BUSTY Claire Smedley's boyfriend nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous [deleted] during sex.
The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped breathing.

Claire, 27, boasts the second biggest bust in Britain* with her [deleted] weighing over a stone EACH.


My 40LL [deleted] nearly killed my man
Today in an exclusive video interview she tells how Steven usually loved being smothered by them.

"This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going," she said.

"A few minutes later I noticed he'd stopped moving." By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.

Claire said: "I was panicking and just about to call 999 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved."

Startled Steven - who did not want to be photographed - added: "I did think my time had come.

"I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.

"The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising."

Lucky Steven survived his ordeal, but the pair's relationship did not and they split three months ago.

Claire, from Blackpool, said: "After that he went off sex."

She is now single and is planning a career in modelling to turn her giant [deleted] into genuine assets.

She added: "People think they're public property. Even in a supermarket people come up asking if they can touch them.

"But if they can earn me a few pounds maybe some good will come out of them."

*40M Donna Jones, 26, of Milton Keynes, has Britain's biggest bust

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