We have been your faithful servants lo these many years. We have been humbled by your almighty power when we have offended you in the past. But we have confessed our sins, and now we ask that you grant us this wish. Since we are not worthy of consideration for the BCS, please move the Big XII to invite Utah and BYU so that TCU can rot in MWC hell for eternity.
In your name we pray,
Amen.