Rogers Healy

[ponytalk]

How about Rogers Healy at head coach, Craig James and Dickerson at co-offensive coordinators, and Bordano and Swann as co-defensive coordinators.

[rogershealy]

I will hold a press conference at 12 tomorrow to accept my new job. Thank you to all my fans who got me to where I am today. Also, thanks to my parents, my girlfriend, and my friends. See you all tomorrow.

[PK]

Don't get me wrong here, but exactly whose head is Rogers going to coach.

[rogershealy]

O PK
you are so quick! I hope there are no children(other than yourself) reading this post. Thanks and have a great night.

[SMUPonyFan]

Rogers new game plan

1)Win
2)Bring down the goalposts after every game
3)Play Jonas at every position

Rogers, could we hear some of your assistants.

I can also see the coaches uniforms: red and white stripped shirts, blue ties. Maybe even one of those uncle sam style hats.

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Go Red, Go Blue, Go Mustangs, S M U

[This message has been edited by SMUPonyFan (edited 11-26-2001).]

[rogershealy]

I dont know if Ponyfan is making fun of me or not...but here is my response-
I have talked to Jonas and he can't play every position. It's just too hard. He will be playing DB, WR and return all kicks. Also, when he is not playing, he will be in the Peruna costume. As far as my coaching staff goes... I will have to get back to you on that. I am currently interviewing people and I just got a call from Ditka. Everyone wants in now that I am head coach. Good things are in for the Mustangs. O and about the goalposts...now that I am head coach, I have to set a good example for my players, so I will no longer be tearing them down. I am suggesting that the posts get lowered so the fans can have easier access. Thanks

[rogershealy]

go check out the pictorial
fun

[Dirty Bird]

I mocked at first, but was won over by the pictorial. Congrats on the head coaching gig, Rogers. I salute you.
Word on the street is that Whatasteve--weighing in at a mobile, agile and hostile 400 pounds--still has a year of eligibility left. Plug him in somewhere on the line, and let the backs run behind him.

[rogershealy]

Dirty Bird,
I think I can find a spot for you on next year's coaching staff. As far as Whatasteve goes, he is in charge of pre-game meals. Anyway, Im glad you saw the light...those pictures are awesome, I must admit.

[PK]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by rogershealy:
<B>O PK
you are so quick! I hope there are no children(other than yourself) reading this post. Thanks and have a great night.</B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I believe that you may have perhaps read more into my question than was originally intended....however, I did realized after I posted it that the possible misinterpretation might be alright too. It keeps it interesting doesn't it?

[rogershealy]

my bad. sorry

[Dirty Bird]

Yeah, you may be right. I guess Whatasteve is a fat, worthless slob. He'll be in charge of the pre-game sloppy joes for the players, AND the media for that matter.

As far as rounding out our coaching staff, I'd look around and see what the Derby Days coaches for the Gamma Phis back in 1998 are up to. They whipped those ladies into shape.

[Eddie P]

Wasn't that Aaron Khoury and three others?
I just put one of those books in storage and happened to glance at those names a week ago.

[whatasteve]

Pluck you, Dirty Bird. I'm not an ounce over 397. Don't make my happenin' bod sound any less happenin' than it is. Methinks you mock rogershealy and me because you're just not as knowledgable as he is and you can't shake your money maker like I can.

[rogershealy]

Hey Whatasteve,
Lets join the WWF and wrestle Dirty Bird and others deserving of our wrath. We can call ourselves "The Big Macs" or something about food. Thanks and good night dallas.