BYU's Davies kicked off team for having sex w/girlfriend

by **leopold** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:58 pm

You guys need to grow the heck up.

It's nobody's business how this poor kid and his no doubt suffering girlfriend, who I am sure he is desperately in love with, spend their time together, - holding hands while they look into each other's eyes, searching and connecting to the infinite that is the love between two people, wordlessly thanking the almighty for his gift of being able to film gratuitous, gluttonous, latex and leather-clad group sex on a public basketball court while midget Samoans applying entire bottles of baby-oil to the girlfriend and her girlfriend and her girlfriend and sing hymns from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and post hour-long money shot-montages on YouTube while attempting to lure in impressionable non-Mormons into free memberships to MormonMissionPosition.com.

BTW, that's my guess as to how they got caught: the baby-oil on YouTube thing.

Grow up, you CHILDREN.

by **East Coast Mustang** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:09 pm

I'm not positive, but didn't he get caught because his girlfriend is pregnant? I could be wrong about this.

Also, didn't Calipari impose this same exact rule banning premarital sex during his tenure at Memphis?

by **hoopmanx** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:17 am

When I lived in Vegas for all those years, I made a living off jackmormon ladies. They never had a problem raising the barn. It takes a village

by **SMU89** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:56 am

Funny.....I thought of a former BYU player and found this article.....

http://content.usatoday.com/communities ... mcmahon-/1

My question is how did one of the NFL's all-time rebels, Jim McMahon, survive four years at BYU?

Mike Ditka, McMahon's coach during the Chicago Bears' Super Bowl-winning season of 1985, once said of his quarterback that: "We have a strange and wonderful relationship. He's strange and I'm wonderful."

That McMahon was at odds with all the rules and regulations at the school that's owned and operated by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was made clear when he was asked about his favorite memory of BYU.

McMahon's response: "Leaving."