Top 10: TCU

[Letterman]

From High on the Hilltop, the Top 10 reasons SMU will knock off TCU this Saturday in Fort Worth:

10. Frog WR Donald Massey fumbles repeatedly in a peace offering to big brother Richuel

9. A mustang's hoof is bigger than a horned frog

8. TCU blockers have no idea what defensive coaches are talking about when instructed to watch out for "Nnabuife" and "Akinyemi"

7. No more Schobels

6. Frogs realize the last thing they want to do is score points and risk getting Phil Bennett mad

5. TCU running back Lonta Hobbs refuses to play after failing to convince teammates that he wasn't named after a drink at Starbucks

4. Prepared for future move to Mountain West Conference, Frogs are shocked by relatively low altitude and presence of fans in seats

3. TCU players humbled when they see Peruna and think "so THAT's what a real mascot should look like"

2. Mustangs gain mental edge when they focus on the fact that they play their games "High on the Hilltop," while TCU plays in a place called "Cowtown"

And the #1 reason SMU will knock off TCU this Saturday:

1. Frogs forced to make last-minute switch to backup QB when starter Tye Gunn pulls a no-show after mistakenly thinking the sign outside the stadium says "No Gunns in Amon Carter Stadium"

[Dutch]

Once again, a fine list. you always amuse me with these.

[Hoss]

Ditto.

#1 is funny, but you nailed it with #6!

Go MUSTANGS! Beat TCU!

[TCU OWNS SMU]

From High on the Hilltop, the Top 10 reasons SMU will knock off TCU this Saturday in Fort Worth:

3. TCU players humbled when they see Peruna and think "so THAT's what a real mascot should look like"

VERY INTIMIDATING!

And the #1 reason SMU will knock off TCU this Saturday:

1. Frogs forced to make last-minute switch to backup QB when starter Tye Gunn pulls a no-show after mistakenly thinking the sign outside the stadium says "No Gunns in Amon Carter Stadium"

Like so many of Letterman's Top 10, you were doing good until the end.[/img]

[Hoop Fan]

another classic.

[Hoss]

That's not exactly what Peruna looks like, TOS, but even that little furball is bigger than most frogs I've seen!
See you in FW Saturday.

[rich_alum]

That picture of our so called mascot is great! Best laugh on this boring board in quite some time.....thanks TCUownsSMU.

[SmooPower]

Here is a side by side comparison of our mascots (to scale):

[Lefty]

That picture of our so called mascot is great! Best laugh on this boring board in quite some time.....thanks TCUownsSMU.

I'm assuming you're a Frog fan, which is fine - but if this board is so boring, why do you visit?

[Arkpony]

HIlarious! Wonderful job as usual!

[MustangStealth]

From High on the Hilltop, the Top 10 reasons SMU will knock off TCU this Saturday in Fort Worth:

3. TCU players humbled when they see Peruna and think "so THAT's what a real mascot should look like"

VERY INTIMIDATING!

Post a photo of your mascot. Oh wait... there's actually no such thing as a "horned frog."

[surething]

"she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes:

[HFvictory]

The new mascot-look at those vicious teeth.

[Lefty]

HFvictory: that image doesn't appear. Is it just my machine, or can you re-post it?
thanks

[surething]

all the little girls of the Park Cities just adore the mascot