It has to be done...Aggie jokes...

[lwjr]

I have seen that video before it still sounds like something a Jr Hi cheerleader would video. Of course, that might be an insult to Jr. Hi cheerleaders..

[lwjr]

I have seen that video before it still sounds like something a Jr Hi cheerleader would video. Of course, that might be an insult to Jr. Hi cheerleaders..

[NickSMU17]

Qudditch 2011

Enough Said...

[CalallenStang]

Q: How many Aggie Freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None; only senior-level electrical engineering majors get to take that class.

[MrMustang1965]

Aggie War Hymn (parody)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPD2-gwsvpc

[smusic 00]

Aggie post-game

[mrydel]

I needed to bump this thread. Ponyte and I have had our first Judges' conference where we laid out the ground rules for determining a winner. I will let him explain the guidelines if he so desires since they were too complex for me to understand. But after a few more classes on the rules, I am sure I will be fine.

So get your best Aggie joke posted on this thread for consideration. Ones from other threads will not be allowed.

If warranted perhaps the mods could sticky this until a winner is named.

[Nacho]

how many aggies does it take to beat smu.
11
hardeharhar

[ponyte]

We have a scoring system based on three scoring categories. Old or new joke (to us, we don't care about anyone else on this one) and any notes regarding clever variations or poetic liberties are judging varibles used for tie breakers.

YouTubes are nice but not eligible for judging

One joke per post. Second joke will be ineligible. So post more than once if you have more than one joke.

All jokes are scored then judged.

Sorry to post rules late.

If you would like to appeal forget about it. We make the rules.

If you would like to bribe, totally differnt game.

[lwjr]

We have a scoring system based on three scoring categories. Old or new joke (to us, we don't care about anyone else on this one) and any notes regarding clever variations or poetic liberties are judging varibles used for tie breakers.

YouTubes are nice but not eligible for judging

One joke per post. Second joke will be ineligible. So post more than once if you have more than one joke.

All jokes are scored then judged.

Sorry to post rules late.

If you would like to appeal forget about it. We make the rules.

If you would like to bribe, totally differnt game.

ponyte,
Scotch, Burbon, Tequila, Gin, Vodka, Beer, Wine?

[Pony ^]

Aggy football talent show:

http://vimeo.com/6300790

[ponyte]

Aggie pre-game: http://vimeo.com/26529303

I will have to consult with the other judge but we may have to create a separate (non prize) category for the best Aggie video audition for a Gay Pride Parade.

[peruna81]

If you would like to bribe, totally differnt game.

legendary...aggie friend here in CS visited this site, saw your quote, and went into "cheaters" mode...I told him it was "old school" SWC, and that the Ags knew just as much about that as anyone...he assured me Jackie Sherrill didn't cheat, and wouldn't have permitted it while at the helm..

come to think of it, THAT is a pretty good joke right there.

[mrydel]

Two Aggies out hunting. All of a sudden one grasps his heart in agony doubles over and falls to the ground. Other Aggie pulls out his cell phone and calls 911. He tells the operator that his friend has had a heart attack and appears to be dead. Operator says "First, make sure he is dead". A brief moment passes, then the operator hears the sound of a gun shot, followed by "OK, I'm sure he is dead."

[RednBlue11]

Aggie post-game

had to pick my jaw up off the floor, i am having trouble understanding just what i've seen.