Official - Secret Conference Thread

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:23 am

smupony94 wrote:
jtstang wrote:Imagine how NTSU is going to feel when we blackball them from the new conference.

During my sabbatical, I helped start the Church of Scientology football team. CUSA should pursue them.

What conference are the Thetans currently in?

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:29 am

Lord Xenu League. Sort of like the Ivy League of the Intergalactic Federation

that's great raplh · Post by **that's great raplh** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:35 am

Give me an x

diamond_tom · Post by **diamond_tom** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:53 am

I had such high hopes for this thread.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:54 am

diamond_tom wrote:I had such high hopes for this thread.

Yeah, we have gotten fat and lazy

Dutch · Post by **Dutch** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:49 pm

Gotten? Or always were?

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:08 pm

Always were and will be

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:17 pm

diamond_tom wrote:I had such high hopes for this thread.

The only way to save it is to hurry up and post a picture of a hot chick.

birddogger · Post by **birddogger** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:21 pm

Sorry, no hot chick pic, just proposals for new conferences, based on recent events (acronyms not supplied):

Stupidly Negotiated Alliance of Football Universities

World Transitory Football League

Culled And Sorted Temporary Football Federation

The Big "O" Conference

Student-Athletes Disregarded Conference

Panicked Universities Seeking Security-League

diamond_tom · Post by **diamond_tom** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:32 pm

World Transitory Football!

S....M....U · Post by **S....M....U** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:46 pm

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:51 pm

Bears and beets?

ThadFilms · Post by **ThadFilms** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:12 pm

ThadFilms wrote:I hear things are happening but I heard it from a source I can't or won't identify, because I may have made it up. You heard it here first. Sshhhh!

SMU to NFL Europe. We're getting a Concord for our team plane. It's gonna be pretty sweet.

I know, right? Sounds crazy, but my made up source is right more often than he is correct.

I heard more... NFL Europe will also add Oxford and Cambridge. Plus, Notre Dame will be added and on our schedule. No, not the University, the Cathedral in Paris. They'll be fielding a team of priests; cheerleading nuns.

redpony · Post by **redpony** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:16 pm

Yes, and the Notre Dame team will either be very angry or very tired. Depends if they get nun or not. :lol:

GO PONIES!!!

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:31 pm

Big East merging with Sunbelt