10 Jokes for the Colleges in play----BCS or not!

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Assorted Fill in your name College jokes------

(1) What does the average TCU player get on his SATs?
.........Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one
room?
..........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a ECU cheerleader into your dorm room?
.........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a UTA graduate off your porch?
..........Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if an Texas Tech football player has a girlfriend?
.........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

(6) Why is the Rice football team like a possum?
.....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of a UT football player's
life?
..........His freshman year.

(8) How many UH freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
..........None. That's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
......... Louisville, KY. He knew that the police would never look
at U of Louisville for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY

(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

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I still like the TT one...