Patterson Gets Amnesia

by **RE Tycoon** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:42 pm

"It's a first. I had never been beaten by [Baylor coach] Art Briles and I had never been beaten by June Jones," Patterson said. "And now I've been beaten by both in the same year, so we might as well get it all out of the road."

Uhh Buddy, did you forget the 2005 season? You went 11-1 and not 12-0. That 1 was SMU.

by **Wuba** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:44 pm

You're an idiot, I will let you read your own post to see if you can figure out why.

by **RE Tycoon** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:01 pm

I guess that was Bennett, but what the hell is up your [deleted]? Did I sleep with your wife?

by **Junior** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:05 pm

who could sleep with all the [deleted] going on...

by **CalallenStang** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:06 pm

Junior wrote:who could sleep with all the [Gary Patterson] going on...

FIFY

by **RE Tycoon** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:12 pm

RE Tycoon wrote:I guess that was Bennett, but what the hell is up your [Gary Patterson]? Did I sleep with your wife?

FIFM

by **Eddie P** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:13 pm

RE Tycoon wrote:I guess that was Bennett, but what the hell is up your [deleted]? Did I sleep with your wife?

Yeah!

by **SMU2007** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:19 pm

can you change the title of this thread to "RE Tycoon Gets Amnesia" so people aren't so confused?

by **Wuba** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:19 pm

Just giving you a hard time. You literally pasted in the quote where he said june jones (not SMU) then proceeded to misunderstand it. Just thought it was funny.

by **GRGB** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:26 pm

He said art briles which includes bay and tt. And June j which incl Hawaii and smu.

While they were coaching those teams.

But it is quite restrictive: he should have said he's never lost to smu on natural grass at home during the day and Baylor on Friday night on the road on art turf, in the same year with the last two digits being a prime number greater than 7.

by **CalallenStang** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:04 pm

GRGB wrote:He said art briles which includes bay and tt.

Think you meant UH not TT. Briles was only an assistant at Tech never was the head coach there

by **BRStang** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:16 pm

This thread sux

by **PonyPlayer4** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:21 pm

So does TCU and Patterson

by **GRGB** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:25 pm

CalallenStang wrote:
GRGB wrote:He said art briles which includes bay and tt.

Think you meant UH not TT. Briles was only an assistant at Tech never was the head coach there

My comment stands. Gp didn't lose to tech with briles as a coah Did he?

Gp didnt say head coach. He didnt say SMU or baylor either. Gp never lost to briles at Stephenville either.

by **PonyPlayer4** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:26 pm

Well in that case, I have never lost to Briles either.