http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2011/10/4/2464554/alabama-football-college-football-week-5-alphabetical
V is for Vapor. SMU continued the season-long vaporization of TCU's defense, tallying 461 yards of offense and taking exactly 45 minutes off Garry Patterson's life in the process. The Horned Frogs are now 90th in total defense and 106th in passing efficiency, and if you called this SIT DOWN YOU ARE A LIAR, SIR.