Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

by **skyscraper** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:04 pm

DanWolken Dan Wolken
Is that before or after SMU's RPI? RT @McMurphyCBS: Marinatto: "We still have pretty strong basketball conference."

Did an SMU fan kick his puppy? Pour beer on him at the Barley House? Seriously. WTF?

by **smupony94** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:11 pm

Truth hurts

by **hoopmanx** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:04 pm

nonsense, the schedule this year is very respectable. Wolken has sand in his gash b/c he's a Memphis homer. We kill him on twitter w/regularity and rightfully so.

by **CalallenStang** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:25 pm

Wolken's IQ is lower than Memphis' 2008 RPI

by **PonyKai** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:15 pm

Wolken's tears would be enough to cure the drought crisis in Texas, but it wouldn't be enough to get all of the sand out of his vagina.

by **PonyKai** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:55 pm

It was also Wolken for weeks who was pimping any format of the BE and/or Big 12 to include Memphis all while pretty much disparaging SMU as a potential AQ candidate. So, as soon as the invite is officially accepted, I'm going to mercilessly hammer him on whatever feels best.

by **hoopmanx** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:19 pm

yea, I'm waiting till everything is official and then I'm twitter stalking Wolken

by **PonyKai** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:52 am

As of last night, "Would Memphis be heading to the Big East if they hired Coach X instead of Larry Porter?

No, Dan. Keep trying to wash that sand out buddy.

by **RGV Pony** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:28 am

by coach x I guess he means Hugh Freeze, of Blind Side and now Ark State fame, who wanted the job.

Gonna go with no.

by **PonyKai** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:16 am

Katz/Glockner/Wolken: Don't invite UH, SMU; Invite Temple, Memphis. UCF is apparently a "hidden gem."

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketb ... his-temple

by **ColoStang** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:17 am

He seems like quite the angry and bitter little man.

by **ColoStang** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:20 am

Stlhockeyguy02 wrote:Katz/Glockner/Wolken: Don't invite UH, SMU; Invite Temple, Memphis. UCF is apparently a "hidden gem."

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketb ... his-temple

I have 100% no doubt that this was forced on them from ESPN execs. They want Big East football to die. Just like on Friday when Katz was saying Boise/AFA were unlikely to accept. The don't want this to happen.

by **PonyKai** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:28 am

Hoop will I'm sure echo that Katz has had personal beef with SMU for a while. Wolken is a Memphis shill with apparent disdain for SMU. Glockner has on multiple occasions used social media to berate SMU hoops for it's scheduling and other perceived faults with the program.

by **hoopmanx** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:36 pm

Stlhockeyguy02 wrote:Hoop will I'm sure echo that Katz has had personal beef with SMU for a while. Wolken is a Memphis shill with apparent disdain for SMU. Glockner has on multiple occasions used social media to berate SMU hoops for it's scheduling and other perceived faults with the program.

I'm really not a particularly classy guy :couchburner, so it won't be out of character for me to berate this tool until I get tired, which is likely never

by **EastStang** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:20 pm

Let's just call these guys friends of Gary Vodicka.