Alumnus has solution for attendance woes

NY Pony · Post by **NY Pony** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:10 pm

Move fraternity tents to dedman center parking lot, let them serve beer until kickoff and only during halftime and allow re-entry. Boom. Solved.

MustangSTATS · Post by **MustangSTATS** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:11 pm

NY Pony wrote:Move fraternity tents to dedman center parking lot, let them serve beer until kickoff and only during halftime and allow re-entry. Boom. Solved.

Parking lot is going to be new dorms

NY Pony · Post by **NY Pony** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:13 pm

Close airline for the day. Boom. Resolved.

smusic 00 · Post by **smusic 00** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:14 pm

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to every problem. - Homer Simpson

NY Pony · Post by **NY Pony** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:18 pm

Drunk right now and convinced I solved our attendance problem...

SMU_Alumni11 · Post by **SMU_Alumni11** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:33 pm

Like I posted in the blog, we just need to create an incentive. I mean we should offer our local celebrities, professional athletes to the game. We need to give our biggest population: greeks, a good reason to come. They obviously runned by points, so all we have to do is award them for showing up the whole game. We can get a swiper for those people, they swipe in before a certain time and, then at certain location at the stadium. So if the swipe and leave and try to reswipe it nulls that member or some type of creative fail safe. They say greeks make up half the school.

The other way is simply is take some hit on sales, like give students extra tickets to the student section or near it so they can bring friends who are unwilling to come.

Another way invite your community around, just like a party (more people more popular more reason to go)

smusic 00 · Post by **smusic 00** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:38 pm

OR-See-Nee · Post by **OR-See-Nee** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:57 am

whitwiki · Post by **whitwiki** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:22 am

SMU_Alumni11 wrote:Like I posted in the blog, we just need to create an incentive. I mean we should offer our local celebrities, professional athletes to the game. We need to give our biggest population: greeks, a good reason to come. They obviously runned by points, so all we have to do is award them for showing up the whole game. We can get a swiper for those people, they swipe in before a certain time and, then at certain location at the stadium. So if the swipe and leave and try to reswipe it nulls that member or some type of creative fail safe. They say greeks make up half the school.

The other way is simply is take some hit on sales, like give students extra tickets to the student section or near it so they can bring friends who are unwilling to come.

Another way invite your community around, just like a party (more people more popular more reason to go)

33% Greek. But good idea nonetheless

whitwiki · Post by **whitwiki** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:23 am

Also serving gyros might bring more Greeks.

2ndandlong · Post by **2ndandlong** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:48 am

whitwiki wrote:Also serving gyros might bring more Greeks.

this may be the best attendance comment I have read yet. it is certainly funny and at least as intelligent as any of the other [deleted] slung against the wall.

redpony · Post by **redpony** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:56 am

Be careful about extending credit to the greeks and certainly don't buy any of their bonds.

GO PONIES!!!

Dutch · Post by **Dutch** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:01 am

whitwiki wrote:Also serving gyros might bring more Greeks.

once again working towards ROY

whitwiki · Post by **whitwiki** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:27 am

Dutch wrote:
whitwiki wrote:Also serving gyros might bring more Greeks.

once again working towards ROY

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:29 am

Unless someone comes here out of the blue, he is by far the leader.