Where is the Purple Hippo?

PonyTime · Post by **PonyTime** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:17 am

He is the only one that I trust in all of this nonsense. Will he return if we have another coaching search?

Purple Hippo=Credibility

And I have STRONG suspicions that Gary Patterson is in fact the Purple Hippo. Think about it - PURPLE Hippo. The size is about the same. Hippos tend to sweat a lot. When he references all of the help he has given us, he means his efforts posing as the Purple Hippo.

Junior · Post by **Junior** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:24 am

he's tracking planes

couch 'em · Post by **couch 'em** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:24 am

I think he retired when Gerald Ford has his private jet info hidden on flightaware

smusic 00 · Post by **smusic 00** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:27 am

Stealth mode

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:14 pm

He's chasing the young female purple hippos across the watering hole.

redpony · Post by **redpony** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:40 pm

Purple hippo needs to get out all of his flight tracking gear and spy equipment ASAP.

GO PONIES!!!

peruna11 · Post by **peruna11** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:48 pm

I miss those days.