Leopold’s 2012 All-Suspended Team!

[leopold]

This is a team that could challenge, folks. Requirements are that the player must have been suspended from their team (or teams, Mike Dyer…) at least once since 2012 National Championship game. Players are chosen from their on the field accomplishments, not the severity of the charges. On offense we were a little thin on the OL until Jason Dismukes stepped it up with that DUI and gave us a big presense in the middle but we’re two deep at WR - I almost went with a run-and-shoot offense instead of a pro-set, but our RB’s are too good to keep off the field. On defense we have more LB’s than a coach knows what to do with, so we are running a 3-4 this fall. The kicking game is in good hands, and our big play return ability is off the charts! Shout out to Georgia for both quality and quantity of players on the team.
Pos Name School Charge Accolades

OFFENSE
QB Tommy Reese Notre Dame Fighting with Police 12-4 in career as a starter
RB Michael Dyer Auburn/Ark St Violating Team Rules (twice!) MVP, 2011 NC Game
RB Isaiah Crowell Georgia Weapons Charge SEC 2011 FR of the year
OL Fabbians Ebbele Arizona Charged w/ Assault Started 12 games as a RF
OL Jason Peacock Arkansas Charged w/ Theft Started 9 games LY
C Reese Dismukes Auburn Charged Public Intox Started all 13 games LY
OL Juantaz Hollins Pitt Violating Team Policy Started 7 games last year
OL Jack Mewhort Ohio State Urinating on a Bldg HM 2011 All Big 10
TE Jake Stoneburner Ohio State Urinating on a Bldg HM 2011 All Big 10
WR Sammy Watkins Clemson Marijana/Pills All ACC 2011/Heisman hopefull
WR Da’Rick Rogers Tennessee Violating Team Policy All SEC/Lead SEC in receptions

DEFENSE
DE Tevin Elliott Baylor Sexual Assault 2 year letterman/ 26 tkls LY
DL Stacy McGee Oklahoma Violating Team Policy 17 career starts
DE Jonathon Newsome Ball State Stole Male Enhancement Pills Played 13 games Ohio St 2010
LB Alec Ogletree Georgia Violating Team Rules Lead UGA tackles last 5 games
LB Trent Mackey Tulane Charged w/ Armed Robbery Lead team with 145 tackles LY
LB Khalil Mack Buffalo Fighting w/ Teammate Lead in sacks/TFL/forced fumb
LB Tanner Brock TCU Marijana All MWC
CB Tyrann Mathieu LSU Violating Team Policy FR All-American/Heis candidate
CB Greg Reid Florida State Drug Possesion All ACC
S Brian Blecken Utah Fighting w/ Police HM 2011 All Pac-12
S Bacari Rambo Georgia Failed Drug Teams First Team 2011 All-American
P/PK Alex Dunnachie Hawaii DUI All WAC 3rd Team

HC Bobby Petrino Arkansas Affair with Staffer Won Orange and Cotton Bowls