The last time TCU lost it was to . . .

[PonyTime]

A. The Big East conference for $5,000,000
B. The Referees, who will never be let back into Amon Carter
C. The Ft. Worth Police Department
D. Gary Patterson does not lose - he simply helps the opposing coaching staffs too much

[skurtn]

Trick question. All of the above.

[MustangStealth]

A. The Big East conference for $5,000,000
B. The Referees, who will never be let back into Amon Carter
C. The Ft. Worth Police Department
D. Gary Patterson does not lose - he simply helps the opposing coaching staffs too much

Gary Patterson even beat anorexia.

[gostangs]

He also apparently lost to undereating and being a great guy.

[PonyTime]

Did you hear that Coach Patterson is only dressing 10 players for the SMU game?

The rest of the team will get dressed by themselves.

[PonyTime]

Four Horned Frogs in a car, who's driving? The police.

[PonyTime]

Why couldn't Casey Pachall the get into a huddle on the football field?

It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.

[PonyTime]

The NCAA started a investigation into grade fixing at TCU.

The NCAA official called in Gary Patterson and Casey Pachell.

The NCAA official told Casey, "I'm just going to ask a few questions to determine your mental abilities learned from your fine institution. Of course, any wrong answer made lead to sanctions."

NCAA guy: "Okay Casey, what is 2 + 2?"

Casey: "4"

Patterson: "Give him one more chance! Please!"

[MustangStealth]

Is that "Chris P" tattooed on his arm? I wonder who Chris P. is.

[mrydel]

Is that "Chris P" tattooed on his arm? I wonder who Chris P. is.

Don't know if you are kidding or not Stealth. Pretty sure that is Christ.