UH Fan Causes Run on Liquor Stores for Fine Champagne

[WordUpBU]

I am honestly starting to worry:

If the big12 takes UH - SMU is literally screwed... It would only be the pair of us that makes a conference not in Texas, take a texas school. I think UH has alot of potential, but if the Big12 takes them, we would be an island in Texas. Pairing with Rice would do us no good. A private private combo is worthless.

We need UH as a partner wherever we go.

Only was I see another TX school added to the Big 12 is if one leaves and the granting of rights kills that idea for at least a decade.

[mpony]

I read a tweet yesterday by Coog57 regarding their big announcement that made me laugh my [deleted] off:

HISD to buy UH football stadium naming rights. Cougars to play in "Houston Public School Stadium"...again.

[lwjr]

I bought the subscription, it says UH is adding a new athletic friendly major:
Slurpee mixing and Hot Dog cooking

[BigT3x]

The typical UH fan can only afford Andre on special occasions.

[Digetydog]

I didn't realize that Thunderbird made Champagne!!!

[Stallion]

Champipple

[EastStang]

Thunderpagne, but since the UH wouldn't know what that is, it would be spelled THUNDERPAIN.