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Patterson Drinking Game

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Every time Patterson pulls up his pants - take a sip of your adult beverage.

When he ties his shoes, down your beverage (you can substitute taking the visor off).

Enjoy! 8)
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CalallenStang wrote:TCU Drinking game:

Every time Gary Patterson pulls up his pants on camera, take one drink.

Every time Gary berates one of his players on camera, take two drinks.

Every time ESPN says something that portrays TCU as God's gift to college football, take three drinks.
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CalallenStang wrote:
Stallion wrote:How many drinks when Patterson takes off headset and beat battery and it lifts up shirt to expose Fat Belly? Geez
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Statler wrote:Every time Patterson pulls up his pants - take a sip of your adult beverage.

When he ties his shoes, down your beverage (you can substitute taking the visor off).

Enjoy! 8)

Hope you aren't driving tonight :lol:
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An ounce of booze for every ounce of sweat. Dead by the half.
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Statler wrote:Every time Patterson pulls up his pants - take a sip of your adult beverage.

When he ties his shoes, down your beverage (you can substitute taking the visor off).

Enjoy! 8)
I have somewhere to be tomorrow afternoon so I'll have to pass on this particular drinking game.
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What's the drink for the towel girl having to wipe him?
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