Ya Feels my Panic!

[ponyte]

Rutgers scares the Hades out of me. Its so paralyzing that its hard to type while sucking my thumb.

We have no chance casue Rutgers is from Jersey and those Jersey chicks can kick anyone's arse.

Rutgers is the Scarlet Nights which sounds like a nightmare for anyone playing them.

We are wearing blue which has been a prven loser for us since 1986.

Rutgers beat the Beloved Razorbacks who almost beat A$M which Almost beat Alabama who lost to ULM a few years ago who lost to North Dakota State who did beat MSU who should have beaten us. So we have no chance.

Another morning game which doesn't give most of us enough time to drink where we don't remember the game.

WE never beat AQ teams and this is another AQ team

It might rain and we are like 0-106 when it rains.

WE are wearing throw back jerseys which should automatically get us put on probation if not another DP cause we are going back to the old ways.

I don't know if I can watch this as its time to curl up in the fetal position and sock the old Depends.

Alas Babylon, we have no chance.

[PlanoStang]

Dangit Now I have to go home to change my underwear.

I know...TMI...and too many emoticons

[birddogger]

So panicked that I couldn't bear to watch Jersey Shore.

[CenTXpony]

So panicked that I couldn't bear to watch Jersey Shore.

I couldn't bear it regardless if we played Rutgers or not.

[Stallion]

If the forecast of winds of more than 7.32 mph is correct-then we are DOOMED!!!!!!!

[DanFreibergerForHeisman]

There is a good chance the lights will be on even though it is a day game as well! Panic!

[ponyte]

OMG, OMG, OMG! There is no hope as Stallion, yes that Stallion, has posted a funny on another thread. Is nothing sacred anymore?