With another Saturday approaching, does anyone else dread...

[austinponie]

Hearing/ seeing Mark May, Lou Holtz, Lee Corso, Jesse Palmer and other grown men blathering, dissecting, hypothesizing, gyrating and pontificating about football??

Obviously good points and observations that I wouldn't normally pick up on, but Goddam it's endless.

Don't mind the game announcers that much, but I'm slowly turning into "no volume guy"...

Just wondering if I have any fellow gameday mute button operators....

[Stallion]

this ain't a great weekend of college football. Miami v Florida St-a battle of unbeatens but Miami is an unbelievable 22 point underdog. Tech v Oklahoma St is potentially a huge Big 12 game but not much national interest.

A&M v UTEP
Baylor off (right?)
SMU off
Texas (Longhorn Network so who cares)
TCU v West Virginia
UH (already played)
Rice (already played)
OU off

[ponyinNC]

If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Jesse Palmer, I would shoot Palmer twice.

[ponyinNC]

doesn't Baylor play OU this weekend?

- nevermind, that is next week.

[mrydel]

Why don't you watch something else?

[mrydel]

We can watch A&M/UTEP. Probably get a good idea of what next year's A&M QB can do about 7 minutes into the game.

[malonish]

If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Jesse Palmer, I would shoot Palmer twice.

Granted Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead. No use shooting them again

[Stallion]

good answer good answer. Survey says -0-

[Grant Carter]

Shoot out the window to let some fresh air in, it would probably stink in that room.


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[malonish]

good answer good answer. Survey says -0-

Big bucks, big bucks. No-whammy-no-whammy, STOP!

[sbsmith]

Hearing/ seeing Mark May, Lou Holtz, Lee Corso, Jesse Palmer and other grown men blathering, dissecting, hypothesizing, gyrating and pontificating about football??

Obviously good points and observations that I wouldn't normally pick up on, but Goddam it's endless.

Don't mind the game announcers that much, but I'm slowly turning into "no volume guy"...

Just wondering if I have any fellow gameday mute button operators....

Made the move to switch the volume off a few years ago. Cutting out all the repetitive cliches, jokes, agendas and rhetoric really enhanced my viewing experience.

[ponyinNC]

Shoot out the window to let some fresh air in, it would probably stink in that room.


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Yeah - - Palmer's Drakkar Noir would contribute to the stink as well.

You didn't list Herbie - but I hate that guy even worse than Palmer. I wonder if he gets his hair and his teeth bleached at the same place?

[blackoutpony]

My thought process Saturday morning:

It's morning already?
My god I'm hungover
Why can't I sleep late anymore?
Need..... Advil....
I'm gonna die
My stomach feels awful....
Hey look, a receipt from Taco Bell
I ORDERED 47 TACOS LAST NIGHT?!?!?!?
I'm gonna die... of radiation poisoning....
I guess I'll watch football and eat the half of one taco left....
So the only thing on is College Gameday and Directional School in the Boonies vs Bumfuck Nowhere U
Really?
REALLY???
"Awwwww, F@ck it"

[PK]

That had to be one of the funniest moments in sports broadcasting. The reaction of the other guys is priceless.

[Stallion]

SMU could have probably had a nice TV audience this weekend in Texas at least if we had played a decent opponent. Nuthin' else to do.