Let's get ready to Paaaannnniiiiccccc!

[ponyte]

We've had a week to find our bladder control and now its time to lose it again. Its game on against Cincinnati. Gosh, the name by itself scares the Hades out of me. Fighting hard to maintain some dignity but I know its time to curl up into the fetal position, s.u.c.k my sore thumb and just wet the bed!

We have no chance. We are playing a University name after a Roman Dictator for Hades sake! How can we beat that?

Cincinnati is a border town. We never win on the border!

Every time we play a team called the BearKitties, they make litter out of us.

This team is unbeatable. Heck, they have won 4 of the last 5 against teams with a total of 1 win going into the game. We haven't face that kind of tough competition. We'll fold like a cheap Walmart chair.

We're playing on the road and we never win on the road. And Cincinnati never loses in that awesome , huge, intimidating, madhouse stadium. We'll be so scared our players will need Depends for the game.

It's a must win and we know what happens in must win games (think UTEP in 2009, ECU in 2010, Tulsa in 2012).

We just don't have any playmakers. GG has just been flat lucky. Our running game is in the stinker and our D can't stop a crummy teams like Memphis. Heck their O put 9 whole points up against our D while Memphis only put up 21 points agains the mighty Kitties! We are doomed!

The weather will not help us as it will be sunny (blinds the receivers), no wind (makes for accurate interceptions) and not too cold (our ball handlers will not be cold enough to really hug the ball for warmed thus leading to fumbles). Even the weather is against us!

What idiot schelde the opening basketball game the night before this football game? If our players even had a chance, its gone now. Our players will watch the basketball game, wish they could play for LB and be so demoralized tomorrow cause they can't play basketball that they will just play pick and roll with the Cincy ball carriers.

I can't take it anymore. We have no chance. All is doom cause the mighty Kitties are looking for litter. Alas Babylon!

[Terry Webster]

Shoot. I might as well sell my ticket and not go now.

[mrydel]

We have not shown the ability to run a pitch play all season.

[mrydel]

More panic. 20+ mph wind now forecast in Cincy tomorrow.

[feelthehorsepower]

We've had a week to find our bladder control and now its time to lose it again. Its game on against Cincinnati. Gosh, the name by itself scares the Hades out of me. Fighting hard to maintain some dignity but I know its time to curl up into the fetal position, s.u.c.k my sore thumb and just wet the bed!

We have no chance. We are playing a University name after a Roman Dictator for Hades sake! How can we beat that?

Cincinnati is a border town. We never win on the border!

Every time we play a team called the BearKitties, they make litter out of us.

This team is unbeatable. Heck, they have won 4 of the last 5 against teams with a total of 1 win going into the game. We haven't face that kind of tough competition. We'll fold like a cheap Walmart chair.

We're playing on the road and we never win on the road. And Cincinnati never loses in that awesome , huge, intimidating, madhouse stadium. We'll be so scared our players will need Depends for the game.

It's a must win and we know what happens in must win games (think UTEP in 2009, ECU in 2010, Tulsa in 2012).

We just don't have any playmakers. GG has just been flat lucky. Our running game is in the stinker and our D can't stop a crummy teams like Memphis. Heck their O put 9 whole points up against our D while Memphis only put up 21 points agains the mighty Kitties! We are doomed!

The weather will not help us as it will be sunny (blinds the receivers), no wind (makes for accurate interceptions) and not too cold (our ball handlers will not be cold enough to really hug the ball for warmed thus leading to fumbles). Even the weather is against us!

What idiot schelde the opening basketball game the night before this football game? If our players even had a chance, its gone now. Our players will watch the basketball game, wish they could play for LB and be so demoralized tomorrow cause they can't play basketball that they will just play pick and roll with the Cincy ball carriers.

I can't take it anymore. We have no chance. All is doom cause the mighty Kitties are looking for litter. Alas Babylon!

FEAR THE KITTY!

[birddogger]

I for one am hiding in a dark room, putting on my blackout mask and having a valium and vodka. Wake me when it's over.

[StallionsModelT]

We never play well in the Rust Belt. PANIC!

[RyanSMU98]

No Krispy Kreme's to be found anywhere in the Cincinatti area! There goes all team motivation for a road win. Might as well turn the charter plane around and come home. I just hope I have enough scotch to numb the pain from watching the upcoming massacre!

[feelthehorsepower]

FEAR THE KITTY CAT!!!!!!

[PlanoStang]

More panic. 20+ mph wind now forecast in Cincy tomorrow.

Rut roh, the FAA will ground the RnS

[StallionsModelT]

In all seriousness that does suck about the wind.

[malonish]

More panic. 20+ mph wind now forecast in Cincy tomorrow.

Rut roh, the FAA will ground the RUN N RAID:!:

FIFY

[HarvCrimYaleBlue]

You forgot that the team is going to Skyline tonight and all will suffer from explosive diarrhea tomorrow. How can the team play after they [TCU] their pants?

What if the bus driver makes a wrong turn and goes 'over the rhine'...half the team gets shot that is what.

Doomed!

[feelthehorsepower]

FEAR THE KITTY! FEAR THE KITTY!!!!!

[ojaipony]

The boys landed about an hour ago.