If you like your PANIC, you can keep it

by **ponyte** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:55 am

The weekend is here and so too uncontrolled panic. The fall colors are beautiful, Thanksgiving is coming and so too the fetal position, thumb sucking and bed wetting.

OMG, these guys were once the Aggies. Lord knows what happens to us when we play the Aggies.

These guys are so good, they once turned down Bill Belichick! How can we compete with a team that thinks he isn't good enough for them!

These guys have played in a big one, the Fiesta Bowl. They are a real AQ team and we have never beaten a real AQ team.

It took a miracle to beat them last time. Miracles only happen once. Where's the '80 US hockey team when you need them (nursing homes, we're doomed).

It might rain. It might be windy. It might be sunny. It doesn't matter, we're doomed. The weather and home field lights always sentence us to glorious defeat.

They are now the Huskie. The very word sounds like ...incontinence.. Definitely a Depends kinda day for our team.

Once again we are playing a team north of the Mason Dixon line. That is like a red line in the sand we never cross. No chance.

They are 120th in points for. When we play teams with microscopic like offenses, our D makes them look like Nebraska's offenses in the 70s. Wonder which unknown UConn TE we turn into a Heisman candidate tomorrow?

All is lost. We have no chance. THe mighty Huskie will allow us to keep our panic for yet another week. We doomed

Alas Babylon.

by **Nacho** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:39 am

most so-called fans can't even panic anymore. they have switched to basketball. not me. i am very concerned about uconn. they will score 40 on us before we know it. hope gg is up to the task. we need at least 50 from the o.

by **TidePony** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:51 am

If I didn't have to go to work, I'd mix a double Blood Mary right now extra spicy! Oh wretched Babylon, you'll have to wait - no worries, hoping against hope June has this penciled in as a win!!!!

by **pwnyxpress** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:58 am

They are starting a redshirt Freshman QB--PANIC!

by **Treadway21** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:26 am

The title of the thread is a winner.

We are wrapping our helmets in some sort of red covering which will no doubt come off thus causing us to loose focus and let another Fr QB light us up.

by **PonyKai** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:42 pm

My panic was cancelled and I was very happy with it.

by **blackoutpony** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:46 pm

Are these panic threads every week supposed to be funny or something?

by **blackoutpony** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:50 pm

But on a side note, awesome thread title. hahaha

by **Harry0569** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:13 pm

Wait are you talking about Widespread Panic? Gr8 band

by **PonyTime** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:15 pm

You forgot to mention - how can we even compete with the school that gave us all Moby?

by **PonyTime** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:16 pm

Stlhockeyguy02 wrote:My panic was cancelled and I was very happy with it.

My Panic now costs twice as much so that I can subsidize those who cannot afford Panic.

by **PonyKai** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:52 pm

PonyTime wrote:
Stlhockeyguy02 wrote:My panic was cancelled and I was very happy with it.

My Panic now costs twice as much so that I can subsidize those who cannot afford Panic.

You were just lucky enough to win the better genetic panic. Now it's time to pay the piper.

by **ojaipony** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:23 pm

I hope someone is saving these. They are too good to just be sitting here on PF. They need to be compiled and made into a book . . . for pony posterity! Pieces of art, all.

by **ALEX LIFESON** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:40 pm

You can keep your panic, PERIOD.

by **malonish** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:02 am

My Panic was not eligible to keep...