BullPANIC!

[ponyte]

Some say they have a bad team. Others say we are favored to win. I say that’s a bunch of BullPANIC! We have a much worse team than they do. So from low below the Hilltop, it’s time to curl up, insert the thumb in the mouth and let the radiator drain.

We have no chance cause they have had ranked teams since we got the DP and we haven’t even been close.

Their Offense is 121st in scoring. Our D allowed the 120th team in points for to move up to 120th with a fifth year walk-on freshman QB with both shoulders dislocated. Think what our D will allow against a team with a healthy QB!

Gilbert had a horrible game last week. His passing yards and total offense numbers were down. He looks like he did against Baylor last year. We’re doomed

Last game someone other than Gilbert led the team in rushing. That is a recipe for pure disaster.

We never win on the road. We know because JJ tells us how hard it is to win on the road and Tulane and Rice last year proved it. Beyond hope.

USF barely lost to McNesse State which is located in a swamp or something. If they can hang with swamp monsters, think what they will do to us when we enter that swamp of a campus of theirs!

Bulls’ have Mountain oysters, all we got is a little bitty horsey. All we can do is cover our eyes and pray we just don’t get killed.

We have been around for over a hundred years. They just got started in ’56. We all know the young guys kick the old guys around. Why did we ever start the school?

And there will be weather tomorrow and that always screws with our players.

Time zone change anyone? Our kids collapse like a one egg soufflé when we play in a different time zone.

All is doomed. We have no chance. The Bulls formally known as the Golden Brahmans (OK, Sounds kinky which is kinda cool) will show no mercy.

Alas Babylon.

[feelthehorsepower]

Some say they have a bad team. Others say we are favored to win. I say that’s a bunch of BullPANIC! We have a much worse team than they do. So from low below the Hilltop, it’s time to curl up, insert the thumb in the mouth and let the radiator drain.

We have no chance cause they have had ranked teams since we got the DP and we haven’t even been close.

Their Offense is 121st in scoring. Our D allowed the 120th team in points for to move up to 120th with a fifth year walk-on freshman QB with both shoulders dislocated. Think what our D will allow against a team with a healthy QB!

Gilbert had a horrible game last week. His passing yards and total offense numbers were down. He looks like he did against Baylor last year. We’re doomed

Last game someone other than Gilbert led the team in rushing. That is a recipe for pure disaster.

We never win on the road. We know because JJ tells us how hard it is to win on the road and Tulane and Rice last year proved it. Beyond hope.

USF barely lost to McNesse State which is located in a swamp or something. If they can hang with swamp monsters, think what they will do to us when we enter that swamp of a campus of theirs!

Bulls’ have Mountain oysters, all we got is a little bitty horsey. All we can do is cover our eyes and pray we just don’t get killed.

We have been around for over a hundred years. They just got started in ’56. We all know the young guys kick the old guys around. Why did we ever start the school?

And there will be weather tomorrow and that always screws with our players.

Time zone change anyone? Our kids collapse like a one egg soufflé when we play in a different time zone.

All is doomed. We have no chance. The Bulls formally known as the Golden Brahmans (OK, Sounds kinky which is kinda cool) will show no mercy.

Alas Babylon.

PAAAAAANIIC!

We never win against teams that have mascots with horns on them!!! (Horned Frogs, Longhorns, etc)

[DanFreibergerForHeisman]

We have never beaten South Florida either.

[PerunaPunch]

June seems pretty upbeat, so that's a good sign.

For what it's worth, the great McNeese State is right across the street from my dad's house, so yeah, definitely in the swamp.

[BIGHORSE]

They wear green and gold, we might think they are Baylor.

[ponyte]

OMG! What if we wear those ugly red helmets with our pretty white uniforms. That fashion faux pas alone is enough to ensure defeat. I'm shaking all over just thinking about the possibility.

JJ's fashion sense scares the Hades out of me.

We're doomed. All is lost. Alas Babylon.