That Icy Chill You Feel is...PANIC!

[ponyte]

Its the last home game of the year and all is fear. I ran out of Depends and its gonna be a mess at home and at home for the Ponies. One last time to assume the position, insert the thumb and create a warm wet mess.

We have no chance. Game time temperature is estimated to be 25 degrees. The last time we played in cold weather like that (12-24-83, El Paso 24 degrees) we lost big time Tomorrow will be no different.

UCF is ranked and we need not go down that chilly path of our record vs. ranked teams.

UCF is a BSC team and we get killed when we play teams destine to a BSC game.

UCF's enrollment is larger than our alumni base. How can we complete against so large a school?

Weather is going to kill us. We can't run the ball, pass the ball, kick the ball. Add in cold and ice and we will just drop the ball all over the field . Its gonna get ugly early and often.

Jones looks like he will be back. How can we win with a coach who has taken us to only 4 bowls in 5 years?

We are gonna get beat so bad that we will act like this guy
https://vine.co/v/hIYOZtiew1W

We have no chance. All is lost. We will get crushed like ice and put away like a weak margarita.

Alas Babylon.

[feelthehorsepower]

We always lose to teams whose mascots feature a knight or a warrior of some sort!

[redpony]

Or better put- we lose to almost any team with a mascot. owls, waves that are green,kitty cat animals, amphibians, etc.

[feelthehorsepower]

Or better put- we lose to almost any team with a mascot. owls, waves that are green,kitty cat animals, amphibians, etc.

Frogs, Humans, Kitties, Tides...everything!

Why hasn't anyone commented on the PANIC thread that Ponyte put so much work into?!?!

[mrydel]

It comes natural to Ponyte. He is one big panicer.

[dr. rick]

thank god for this thread! i was panicking without a panic thread...

[that's great raplh]

Arlene is a g13

[redpony]

It comes natural to Ponyte. He is one big panicer.

It is obvious that he has had lots of advice for you, his cousins etc.. No problem- we love your panic posts- it drives me to take another zypreza.