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[DanFreibergerForHeisman]

For every game you attend, you get one free egg to huck at Lori White's car or house. 100% student attendance for every game until the end of the world.

Excuse my ignorance. Who is Lori White?

VP of Student Affairs

http://www.smu.edu/AboutSMU/Administration/VP-StuAff

I think a lot of the students don't like her because she expects them to, you know, act like adults.

[GiddyUp]

Well, im just hoping the pit is fairly full & the blue seats crowd shows too

[gostangs]

they should give L white a bear hug - they don't know how bad it could be. Problem is most of our 20 year olds have never had anyone tell them no - so they don't react to it very well. Its a whole new world for them.

[coloradoStang]

For every game you attend, you get one free egg to huck at Lori White's car or house. 100% student attendance for every game until the end of the world.

Yep

[Digetydog]

Chemical castration for those who scan and leave

Garden Shears - dull and rusted

[PoconoPony]

Why do our cheerleaders look like grease painted wooden dolls?

[SMULaxer]

For every game you attend, you get one free egg to huck at Lori White's car or house. 100% student attendance for every game until the end of the world.

This is brilliant. I designate all my donation dollars to this.